Valentines Day is an incredibly cheesy holiday- so I figured I would celebrate it with a super awesome cheesy photo-set. Here is an example-

Yes- there are boobs and even a pink dildo that goes inside my pussy in the set- so don’t worry. I am not going all soft on you.

Before we took these photos- I had Brian Street Team go to the $1.00 store and buy anything pink, red and heart shaped in the store and I told the photographer (Kelly Lind) to make these photos feel like a Hallmark card… but with boobs. I figured if I was gonna do this I may as well go all the way.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy my amazingly cheezy yet pornographic Valentines Day photo-set. I highly encourage you to print out one of the photos- cut it up into a heart- and turn it into a valentine to give to your loved one.

You can see the whole thing here on JoannaAngel.com!!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Alright well- I am going to the mid-west to celebrate Valentines day! I hear that everything is just SO much more romantic out there. It’s my first time hosting a party in the middle of the country so I am quite excited.

Well- it’s not exactly Valentines day but it’s two days before Valentines day for purely logistical reasons. Valentines day is on a Sunday this year and who the hell really parties on a Sunday?

Hosted by me, and the hometown BIRTHDAY GIRL Misti Dawn, we’ll be celebrating the joy of love (and sex) and Hallmark and Misti’s birthday at Hammerheads (317 Main Street Evansville, IN 47708-1443) with, uhhh…a square dance and a BBQ? Maybe not, but we WILL be celebrating with some moonshine and midwestern farmers’ daughters, so if you’re a true midwest cowboy, come out and ride the bull…and me and MistiDawn! There will also be a special live performance by Bella Vendetta, and special appearance by Wendy Williams. Be eligible to win a big BurningAngel valentines day gift basket! This party is a 21 + hootenanny, so bring your ID. Don’t spend Valentine’s Day weekend alone…spend it with us!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well I’m in Pittsburgh- things didn’t work out exactly as planned. There is a huge snowstorm here. The club was extremely empty last night because of all the snow…. Thursday wasn’t all that busy because… well it was a Thursday? I would assume my super cool fans are not Thursday night strip club goers… they are Friday or Saturday night strip club goers. A few people did come out Thursday night and that was quite nice. Well anyway it is Saturday and the club is closed due to extreme weather conditions. Apparently the club has only closed because of weather once – in some blizzard in 1993. Man. I have some luck!

So anyways- if by some off chance you had planned on coming to see me tonight- don’t! Stay home and get drunk and make a fire and stuff.

I usually post pictures of myself on stage in my feature dancing costumes after I dance, this time all I have are pictures of me in the snow!

see- it is very bad here. some trees fell down.

and streets are closed off.

at least it is kind of pretty though…

So there seems to be a running pattern on twitter with events and stuff and i can’t really explain this in 140 characters. See every time I post “I will be in XXX this weekend” I always get a slew of responses telling me I should be somewhere else. Like “Aw man- XXX is too far! You should come to Florida” or “Why XXX! Come to New Jersey again! It’s your home town!” or when I posted about the snow- I got several responses from people who lived in warm climates telling me it was not snowing where they were.

Now- I want you to understand that I don’t just look at a map, close my eyes, and pick a city that I want to go to and then go there. A strip club books me and then I go there. Strip clubs usually decide who to book by seeing who there is a demand for- or by just figuring out who the most “famous” porn stars are or whatever. Now, most clubs will not pick me randomly because I am not exactly what comes to mind when an 80 year old guy is browsing through photos of porn girls. However- clubs will decide to have me if customers repeatedly ask for me. SO what I am trying to say is- that instead of just telling me to go somewhere on twitter…. go to your local strip club and ask to speak to a manager and tell him/her that you really want to see me there. Then, tell 100 of your friends to do that too. A few months of persistent asking and then I am sure the club will have me.I do love dancing and I do love meeting fans so- I am really happy to go to any club that books me. However, I will not just show up.

Make sense!!

Just thought I would explain that.

Well now I must get back to an exciting evening of not dancing.

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Hey all! I will be dancing at Blush in Pittsburgh this weekend. I danced there last year at this time…. so i guess there is something about super bowl weekend that makes Pittsburgh love Joanna Angel!

The info is

BLUSH (135 Ninth Street Pittsburgh, PA) Pittsburgh

I will be dancing Feb 4-6th  Thursday night (tomorrow) Friday night, and Saturday night

I will most likely go onstage around 10pm and midnight- that’s what usually happens. Follow me on twitter and I will be posting more exact times as I find them out!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

James Deen and Taylor Swift- two young legends who need to fuck.

Those of you who didn’t know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates.

Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn’t mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn’t they?

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along, so why can’t you see?

You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel