It’s the Festival of (Flesh)Lights!! I really need one of these radical menorahsaurus rex’s in my life, and you really need eight Joanna Angel fleshlights in yours! Haha! Please tweet at me if you actually get eight of my fleshlights – maybe one of you will make a real fleshlight menorah, or “tree” for Christmas. Get them here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
But really though, when I’m not getting gangbanged or playing with sex toys on Hanukkah, I actually enjoy doing some traditional shit.
Aww, Small Hands! He was neither a pornstar nor a Jew before we met.
What a wonderful time of year!
Maybe you’re not aware of this, but I am Jewish. And it was Hanukkah. And I needed eight presents, not one. So I got eight dicks for the occasion. Yeahhhh!
This gangbang gifted to me was more cocks at once than I ever had, and it was awesome! Ah, I love this scene. Good times. Watch Festival of Cocks here.
Happy Hanukkah and Throwback Thursday!
So all you Jason Ellis show listeners have probably heard that I am making Dude Am I A Slut, the porno.
For those of you who don’t know – Jason Ellis has a radio bit on his show where girls and guys call in and confess slutty stories to him. After they explain the story, Jason and his co-hosts put their brains together and decide whether the caller is a slut or not. It’s a really fun bit – some girls who call in actually get incredibly sad when Jason tells them that they aren’t a slut. It’s an honor in this world to be called slutty by Jason!
In any case – Jason and his co-host Tully came up with the idea that I make a porn parody of the Jason Ellis show, where I play Jason Ellis and I do the radio bit “dude am I a slut,” only in the porno – when the girl tells the story, we fade to the story actually happening. So this past weekend, I filmed all the slutty scenarios that were taken from actual calls from the show. I will say: I really loved making a porn based on real life slutty (or not slutty) scenarios!
So here is Rizzo, playing a girl who went to an army recruitment center.. and then fucked the two recruiters.
Ok – in the actual phone call, there were 6 guys. But for budgetary reasons, I made it 4. Hope that doesn’t offend you slutty ravers out there who this actually happened to.
And then Eidyia played the girl who fucked her long time male friend on her way to her own wedding.
This has all been a lot of fun! I can’t wait to shoot my part when I get to play Jason Ellis. I am gonna talk in an Australian accent and yell at everyone. I look forward to it!
So…. LET ME SEE YOUR O FACE!
Just in time for the holidays – I give you my new toy line exclusively through Stockroom! You know, in case you need to punish your loved ones in a good way this year! For the good and bad boys and girls in your life. =)
Let me just pause for a second and thank Syren Latex for outfitting us. They make amazing custom outfits!
My new line is kinky, high quality, and pink!!! Check out the full line here – Strockroom.com
Of course, if that doesn’t suit your fancy, there’s always my fleshlight!
Have a great weekend, everybody!