Today I did a little news piece for Miami.com . Do I make a good newscaster???

And here is me in my hotel room with my boobs near the window:

And here is some stuff you can get signed if you come see me at Miami Exxxotica this weekend! All the event info and my signing times are right HERE.

Hope to see you!!! Have a nice weekend.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

When people think of Los Angeles they usually think of swimming pools , smog, and Kim Kardashian. Well there’s a bit more than that ! Just about 20 miles away from me is a beautiful hike in what is called Placerita Canyon. There are a few hikes around this canyon, but I chose to take the most challenging hike in the canyon which was 7 miles.

It was really beautiful and intense. It was the steepest hike I had ever done…Going up and going down were both extremely difficult. I really loved it! It was a great way for me to recharge my brain. I left around 8 am and finished my hike around 3 pm. It was a nice mini vacation from the Internet.

But don’t worry; I didn’t forget about you guys. I was totally able to sneak in a picture of my butthole at the top of the mountain!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Everybody, this is your reminder to come see me at Miami Exxxotica this weekend. If you don’t live in Miami, well, this is a very nice time of year to go to Miami. There’s lots of hot chicks on the beach, and obnoxious music everywhere. It’s a little slice of heaven and a little slice of hell, all in one!

Anyways, here is all the information for the show. I will have copies of Fuckenstein with me – along with some limited edition posters I can sign! I will also have the brand new BurningAngel tee shirts…so yeah…come out! I look forward to meeting you. Hell, if you come see me, and tell me that you read this blog entry, I will give you $5 off whatever you buy. How does that sound? You like that? I’m just trying to give back to my blogging homies . You like that?

Here is all the info for the show!

Miami Exxxotica runs from Friday, May 18th – Sunday, May 20th at the MIAMI BEACH CONVENTION CENTER. I’ll be signing at the FANTASY ISLAND BOOTH the entire time, so come and find me there and all your fantasies will be fulfilled =) My signing times are:

Friday, May 18th: 5 – 10 PM

Saturday, May 19th: 5 – 11 PM

Sunday, May 20th: 1 – 5 PM

Tickets are only $32/day and can be purchased HERE!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Remember a few weeks ago when I told you that I did a “fashion” shoot? Well I swear, I wasn’t lying. The name of the photographer who shot me is Jonathan Alpeyrie. In addition to doing fashion stuff, he is actually known for shooting wars. Seriously. Wars. Like he goes out on the field and photographs people dying and stuff. It’s kind of intense.

Anyway, here are just a few of the photos from our shoot (not wars)! We mostly did stuff with me clothed but, I basically forced him to take a few naked photos of me – so you all could see them. SOOO here are the pics! It’s something a little different that you haven’t seen me do.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Or maybe it is not so happy.

I woke up to a very mean message from Instagram saying that this wonderful picture of my butt has been “flagged.” Then there was a warning about me posting inappropriate photos, and that if it continues to happen, my account will be suspended. Grr. My ass was extremely insulted. It wasn’t very nice. Fuck you Zuckerberg; this is all your fault. There was no flagging of booty photos before you bought Instagram! What is the point of having a photo social networking site if you can’t post pictures of your butt!?

Stupid.

Well anyways, here is the flagged butt photo. It can live safely on my blog without any harassment!

Aside from that happening, I had a fun weekend. Yesterday, I hosted a special Mother’s Day Episode of the weekly BurningAngel radio show on Moheak.com. My friend Josie Jacobs came along, and so did BurningAngel girls Phoenix Askani and Arabelle – and Jessie Lee even Skyped in for a little while. My co-host Chris Nieratko was with us for about half the show. He claimed that he was late because he was giving his wife/mother of his children sex as a Mother’s Day gift. I mean, I love giving and getting sex for gifts but personally, I thought he should have gone out and bought something tangible to go along with it. But that’s just me. Chris has his own way of thinking!

I played all songs that were about moms in some way or another. Like “Mother” by Danzig, “I Like your Mom” by Bouncing Souls,  “Mama Kin” by Guns and Roses, and a few others.

After the show, I did something mom-like for everyone and had a nice dinner at my place for everyone to enjoy. I served chicken and salad, and whipped up some on-the-fly appetizer that involved tortillas and some pesto spread I got at Trader Joe’s.

I didn’t really plan out this dinner, it kinda just happened. I realized when the girls came over that I actually have an extremely small collection of plates and forks – some of which were being used as part of my cooking . I don’t really have a dinner party kitchen collection. You know what I mean – I don’t have a whole cabinet full of serving spoons and serving trays and all that kind of shit. I guess I don’t really have dinner parties often, or ever actually. I panicked! What kind of terrible den mother am I!

While the chicken was in the oven, I ran over to 7-11 and bought some plastic plates – and the fuckers were out of plastic forks! So then I went over to Subway that was next door to 7-11, and took a whole bunch of forks. I looked very classy. I tried to offer the girl working there a few dollars but she told me to just take the forks and not to worry about it. I think she felt bad.

Anyways, between the few pieces of silverware that I had, along with the help of Subway and 7-11 everything worked out just fine. We all laughed and appreciated the fact that this dinner was half classy, and half punk rock. Totally appropriate for a BurningAngel Mother’s Day dinner! Right?

xoxo

Joanna Angel