Hello, people! I accepted the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge issued to me by Jessica Jaymes a bit late, but I’ve been really busy! So I made up for it by making the full donation anyway and also getting get with the assistance of some of my hot and slutty friends – Kelly Chaos and Taurus!
Hi, people! I’m back from the forests (strip clubs) of the Pacific NorthWest in Eugene and Portland this past weekend. Here’s a couple more photos from my trip -
I got to catch up with my dear friend, the infamous Nik Sin!
Thank you everyone who came out and had a good time with me! What a great city.
I enjoyed the fresh air and quirkiness that makes Portland Portland…
I had the opportunity to enjoy breakfast with with an old friend of mine at Tin Shed Garden Cafe!
Blasted through that mountain of breakfast-y goodness…
…and had doughnuts gifted to me almost every time I turned around.
It’s truly a magical place. They literally came from VooDoo Doughnut in an awesome wood coffin! Yes, that makes 2 boxes and a coffin full of VooDoo doughnuts.
I sadly only ate one of these again, but I like sharing, so it all worked out! =)
Thank you all once more and hopefully I’ll be seeing the Pacific NorthWest again next year!
Anywho, I’m having a really fun time so far! I was greeted by two boxes of VooDoo Doughnuts!
I have been pretty strict with keeping a healthy diet lately, but if I didn’t at least have one bite of these delicious morsels, my assistant would have cried herself to sleep. I tried the cock-n-balls just for you! But if I ate the entire two boxes of doughnuts, my little stripper outfits wouldn’t have fit right! Hahah
I was feeling pretty colorful and fancy!
So you should all come out tonight and tomorrow night and get colorful and fancy with me in Vancouver and Portland!!
PS – In honor of my being in the forests of the Pacific NorthWest, a woods-inspired fleshlight Friday!
So this one time in the movie Baristas, I owned a coffee shop called The Coffee Hole, and a reality TV crew was there filming a show about saving my hole! Kleio Valentien and Veruca James recounted a story to Derrick Pierce the camera guy where they were fighting and I made them kiss it out – they demonstrated for the cameras and Kleio had an idea…
Even though Veruca wasn’t sure she was into girls, she liked making out with a lady, and was definitely into the camera guy… and since Kleio loves it all – dick in her ass, pussy on her tongue, whatever – she was gonna make this giggly experimental threesome happen to explore their bi-sexual sides!
Don’t worry, every hole was taken care of in this scene! Check it out here at BurningAngel.com.
And come see me in the Pacific Northwest this weekend in Eugene & Portland, OR and Vancouver, WA!
My trip to Vegas was a quick fun whirlwind. I saw some friends, ate some awesome food, drank about 30 different kinds of alcohol, then came back home. Vegas is incredibly cheesy, and overpriced – but there is truly no where else I would rather spend (or waste?) my money. The over-indulgence and the excessive decadence works wonders on all my serotonin levels – for about 50 hours. Then it’s time to go home.
Speaking of over-indulgence, I had an amazing meal at Bouchon Bistro! It’s a Thomas Keller restaurant in The Venetian in Vegas. We were greeted there with a giant tower of non-kosher sea-food.
Skin Diamond came along! It is always so wonderful being able to spend time with her.
Small Hands was there too, along with my friend Fred, and another friend named Steve. Fred and Steve are good people, you just don’t know who they are because they don’t put their penises inside of people on camera for the world to see.
I saw the world famous MILF Queen Lisa Anne at the Gentleman’s Club expo.
I also saw Duke’s slutty superstar Belle Knox.
I also saw Paul Bunyan (okay, that’s not Paul Bunyan, he’s a giant prospector panning for gold, but whatever – they were friends).
We’re gonna work on some feature dance gigs together. Be on the lookout!
And there was this one time in Vegas when I was asked to cover up in a restaurant with a shawl they provided me because my shirt was see-through.
It surely was an adventure.
Or come find me in Portland/Eugene/Vancouver over the weekend!