Today I had to do a promo shoot for Hustler. I don’t know if you have ever been to the AVN expo in Vegas in January (if you haven’t gone you should start planning a Vegas trip in January so you can see me) but Hustler has a super ginormus booth there, and I will be signing at it, and so will the other Hustler contract girls. Outside of the convention, and all over the booth will be lots of photos of us, and at the booth there are big TV screens that will be showing sexy teaser thingys of us. This is a big deal for the company; they want to make sure everything looks perfect because people from all over the world come to the convention, and they spend like a gazillion dollars on the booth. So having a tattooed black haired weirdo like me signing there makes big papa Larry a little uneasy… but since you fans of mine have been so amazingly awesome and have bought so many of my movies, he knows there is something about me that other people like… so he’s letting me sign with the other girls.

OK, I’m going all over the place.

So the promo shoot I had to go to was a promo shoot for all the shit that will be shown at the AVN expo. All the other girls had to cover their tattoos. I felt bad… but thankfully… they knew better than to ask me to do that. However, there were some compromises I had to make to have a spot signing for one of the biggest porno companies. 1. I was forced to wear an American flag bikini and dance around to the song “American woman” by Lenny Kravitz.
2. I had to get doused in spray tan. Yuck.

It was pretty weird. This little spray bottle had the power to like, change my ethnicity. Or at least, that’s what it looked like. One of the shoots was on a white shaggy rug. My new look stained it brown.

On camera it didn’t look so bad, and it made things make more sense for the photos that were taken of me with the other girls.

I came home and tried to get it off in the shower, and not all of it came off. So now I look kind of splotchy…. sort of like I have some sort of a skin disease.

It’s pretty sexy.

xoxox

Joanna Angel