dude, how did the enterauge season end already. it’s not fair.

I guess you guys don’t know that I am addicted to the show enterauge. It is about time I tell you. Anyone who says it is a bad show is wrong, and anyone who likes it … well… you are liking the right things. I have not missed an episode since it started. Now the season is over and I’m not quite sure what to look forward to every week. OK that was really over dramatic. Can anyone recommend another show that I can get obsessed with until next Spring?

Hm. What else. I have been working on the script for my next movie, it is almost done. Bella Vendetta is basically gonna beat up Tommy Pistol in it, and it’s gonna be awesome. She will be wearing leather pants, and no shirt. That’s all I can tell you! OK? Don’t ask me any more questions. I don’t want to spoil the whole movie.

The air conditioner in my car seems to work at night, when it’s not so hot out… but during the day, when it’s like 112 degrees… it blows hot air. I don’t get it.

Yesterday, I was on Maxim radio in the morning, but only for like 10 seconds. It was alright. Then after the maxim radio show, I was on Jason Ellis’ show, which is on "Faction" which is a Sirius radio station (like Maxim radio). Jason Ellis is like, a perverted skater. Everyone else who works at the station is also somewhat of a perverted skater, but not quite as perverted as Jason. He asked me lots of questions, mostly about anal sex. He referred to my vagina as a "cookie" and I thought that was a little disturbing, but also endearing. He has a cute accent, I’m not sure if it’s Australian or British or if he’s just faking it completely to get chicks, but whatever it is… it works. He also claims he really wants to do porn but I don’t believe him. Lots of guys say they really wanna do porn but they just want to talk about doing porn. It gives them a legitimate excuse to say "I have a big penis and I’m really good in bed" in a very matter of fact kind of tone. 

ok i’m tired!

gonna take a nap.

xoxox