Making Drunk Connections!

posted by kevin11 on December 4, 2007

 

Well I am back in LA- it was like I blinked and then it was Thanksgiving and then I blinked and I was in New York, and then I blinked and I am back in LA. CRAAAAAAAAAZY. I got a lot of work done – boring business shit you don’t want to hear about. Just a lot of planning for next year…. I’m attempting to run my company like a real company now- even though I have a staff of like, uh… 4- including myself… but I have been doing this for long enough where I can actually make a plan and not just like, make shit up as I go along. We will see how far I actually stick to it when 2008 starts.

On a more exciting note, one of my best friends in New York- DJ Jess- who DJs all my parties and shit in NYC- shot a lot of content for me for JoannaAngel.com! Woohoo! I know I should probably keep it a secret but I don’t feel like it. It’s just that this site has been up for almost a year now- and I have no footage shot in New York! And even though I’m not there all the time it’s still kind of my home. AHHHHH yeah. Whatever. OK- anyways so he shot me masturbating in the back of a taxicab, and then we went into a pizza place and I bartered for a free piece of pizza in exchange for showing my boobs- it was awesome because New York really does have amazing pizza. Fortunately, the Mexicans at the pizza place were all about it! WOOT WOOT! So yeah I got that on film too- and then I tried to steal someone’s moped from the backstage of a club- naked of course… and then I masturbated in the dressing room too. It’s very stressful to masturbate in public- but kind of private places. I mean, you get all nervous about getting caught, and then the thought of getting caught also turns you on- but you really need to have an orgasm as quickly as possible- it’s not the time or place to have like… one long relaxing masturbation session- you really got to – as boys usually say- "rub one out" pretty quickly, which isn’t always easy for girls. Maybe I just need to get better at masturbating.

The last thing I shot was my friend who owns LIT (it’s a bar on 2nd Ave in NYC) gave me a naked bar-tending lesson. I was naked, he wasn’t. I tried convincing him but he wasn’t into it. He taught me how to make a Kamikaze and my boobs were all like, flopping around. He told me he couldn’t do this till the bar closed at 4 am… so I went out with JOJO from the office and drank from about I dunno… 9pm till like 330 AM and then went over to LIT. I was really drunk. I need to watch the video; I might be too drunk to show it to you. I do remember making the Kamikaze; I don’t remember what happened after I drank it. I think Brenda took some naked photos of me with a skateboard… maybe… I could be making that up. However, we did get a model application to BurningAngel the next day that said "hey- I met Joanna at Lit 2 nights ago. She made me do a go-go dance while she sang, and then she tipped me 5 dollars- it was so cute! Anyways, I figured I would apply to the site… (Ect)"

Mitch sent me the email and was like, hey who is this girl? She said you guys met… and man, I really don’t remember. Maybe we had sex! Who knows? At least I know I am polite, and a good tipper when I am drunk to the point where I black out. AND at least I know I am smooth enough to have somehow made good enough of an impression on this girl to have made her want to get naked on my website.

Well that’s it for now.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

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