must write new blog entry

hey all

so i have been taking my digital camera with me everywhere I go- with the intention of taking photos and posting them up on my blog with witty little comments underneath them like all the other cool photo-bloggers- however, it is really annoying to upload photos and resize them on the computer. I should do it. I am sure there is an easier way to do this but I haven’t figured it out yet. When I do- well… I don’t know. My life will probably be exactly the same but, my blog will be more photo-rifific.

But today, since I really don’t feel like resizing photos you just get a boring entry, with nothing colorful that pops out.

So you might wonder how I have been?! Well, I have been alright… very busy… but you are so sick of hearing that aren’t you. I have gotten addicted to something very un-punk- and that is- Starbucks. Seriously. To make it worse, I am addicted to these low fat latte’s and the "reduced fat turkey bacon low cholestorel egg and cheese english muffin". Not only is that un-vegan on so many levels, and un-punk, but it’s also like- REALLY LA I think to eat turkey bacon. Who the hell eats turkey bacon outside of LA? I don’t really know. I can’t help it though, they really do taste good. I have eaten about 8 of them this week. Fortunately I am leaving LA tomorrow so, I can take a much needed break from my pathetic new indulgence.

The New BurningAngel site is ALMOST done. It’s getting so close- we have been working on this thing for like, a year and a half I think. Maybe more… it’s really pretty. What else has gone on… I shot some scenes this month, I did a scene with Alex Gonz for Cum on My Tattoo 4- it was the first time I had worked with him. He fucked pretty well! His penis was kinda curvy- you know how some are just like that? So in some angles it like, totally hit the right spot and in some angles it wasn’t quite as pleasurable… but I like the faces he makes when he has sex, they’re pretty cute and he like, gets really really into it and gets super sweaty and nasty which I thought, was pretty cool. I won’t name names, but we did shoot a scene with him and someone else a few days later and like, him and the girl just like- I don’t know- I think they hated each other even though they never met. It was in my opinion, the least sexual chemistry between two people I have ever seen. I think I have seen more sparks fly between my chair and my couch. Hahahah…. you know, on BurningAngel, we have been pretty lucky- even if the guys and girls haven’t met each other usually the chemistry is pretty good but this time it just wasn’t happening. As a porn director it’s a pretty complicated situation. Thinking back on it now, I should have gone in there and like, licked her vagina or something. Or maybe I should have provided a cardboard cut out of some guy she liked. AHHHHHHH whatever,

We shot a new girl this month who I love, her name is Cali Nova. She is blond and cute with a nice butt- AND she likes it in her ass. Woohoo! Three cheers for cute blonds with lots of tattoos with nice butts who take it in the ass!

Yeah. What else can I say…

Oh yeah, I went to see the bouncing souls out here the other night. They played at a little club in Long Beach and I went. The bouncing Souls have been a band for 20 years- isn’t that insane? Doesn’t that make you feel old? They are like, practically a classic rock band at this point. I had fun at the show, I danced around and felt like I was like, 19 again. I think it’s important to see the Bouncing Souls at least once every 2 years or something- it keeps you in check! There were lots of hot girls there… I felt kinda weird checking them out because I am not so sure if they were 18 or not but a lot of them were really hot.

The two days later I went to the Taste of Chaos Tour and saw Avenged Sevenfold and a bunch of other bands play. I did a photo shoot once for Metal Blade magazine with Avenged Sevenfold some time ago, I had questionable feelings about them then… I have now officially decided that I think the singer is quite possibly the most despicable person in the world but I don’t mind the rest of the band. I don’t even know what he did that personally offended me so much but he just did. He was like the genetic hybrid of a jock who picked on me in high school, one of those dudes at the gym who makes the machines really sweaty right before I am about to use one and doesn’t wipe it down, someone who wears Oakley Sunglasses during the day, someone who refuses to take your fake ID at the door of a club, and someone who works at hot topic. I actually got kinda depressed at this show… I was like… what the hell happened to the music scene… this is just awful…. why are him and I in the same room?

This weekend I go to Miami for the Exxxotica porn convention. I always get so nervous before these things… I feel like such a tom-boy around all the other porn stars… seriously! I’m like… look at me, pretending to be a porn star… here I am! Last year- I swear- I never told you this- but when I was at some after party club thing I actually went into the bathroom and cried for a few minutes because I felt so weird. The girls aren’t mean to me at all… I mean, I get along with everyone for the most part, I just feel like I’m the big nerd in the group when I’m around them all and my boobs and my lips feel incredibly small. Although- I do look forward to hanging out with Jenna Haze and Belladonna. Yum.

Alright- I must go now.

I love you all.

xoxox

joanna