Hey everyone! It’s Taryn, not Joanna. Sorry if you had your hopes up. Joanna is away on vacation right now in the wilderness where this is no internet and she asked me to post a blog for you guys while she was gone. So we all know Joanna’s been really busy… too busy to tell me what happened and where she was when all these pictures were taken so I’m just trying my best here. Don’t be mad if I get something wrong… anyways, Joanna looks super sexy in all of them and that’s all that really matters, right?!
Remember how Joanna wrote a blog about going to Warped Tour back in June? (the blog is from 6/27.. go back and read it if you need a refresher) Yeah? Well here are some pictures from that, finally!!!
It looks like she is trying to ignore the people making out being her.
Joanna and Destro, one of the BA photogs. They seems to be enjoying the show.
And here she is posing with people who I’m sure are much too young to look at our site!
These aren’t from Warped Tour anymore… I’m actually not too sure what was going on in these, but anyways…
I’m assuming this is from LA. Joanna is sitting on a couch with Cadence, Jenna Haze, and 3 dudes with interesting hairdos.
It’s been too long since you’ve seen some Kylee on Joanna action, so here it is!
Joanna performed her #1 hit single "Rock & Roll in my Butthole" live in LA at Crash Mansion. This is Joanna with Princess Frank, from the band Masterslave, who wrote the song with her.
And then last week Joanna came to NYC to sign the new BurningAngel book at Barnes and Noble in New York and Romantic Depot in New Jersey. She also did her first feature dance routine in Jersey but I don’t have any pictures of that, sorry….
She autograhed books for lots of happy dudes in New York.
She posed for pictures with Jessie Lee and The Lovely Brenda…. It appears Sinead was too busy signing to join in.
Here’s everyone! Jessie Lee, Sinead, The Lovely Brenda, Morgan Mae, Joanna, Azrael, Whisky, Misti Dawn, and January!
The next day was the signing at Romantic Depot. They don’t seem to care as much as Barnes and Noble about girls being topless, so get ready for some boobs!
Someone must have told a very funny joke!
Boobs! Specifically, the beautiful boobs of Bella Vendetta, Joanna, Jessie Lee, and Azrael!
More boobs! I’m a perv, I know. I see nice breasts and my brain is unable to write witty photo captions anymore.
These two guys just filled up their weekly "sexy topless lady" quota for the week. (See, I told you… boobs = bad captions)
After they were done posing and signing, Bella and Joanna decided to test out the wares of The Romantic Depot!!!
So that’s it… I hope this satisfies your cravings for Joanna Angel blogs until she gets back from vacation!
ok so i just had the busiest 5 days of my life. i am still recovering.
and now- i am going off to the mountains for 5 days. there are no computers there. i think i need this.
i want to thank all the girls for coming out these past few days and i want to thank everyone who came to see me feature dance, and came to see me at comicon, and came to see me at barnes and nobles…. etc. thank you. thank you thank you!
and i want to make it known that i have a major crush on misti dawn.
oh yes- I do!
I will talk to you all when I get back. Be well!
I don’t know what the hell is going on but I have been way busier than usual. It’s because I am a very famous rock star now, see… my butthole song has made it to the top 40. No fuck that, it’s in the top 10. I mean, it’s in the top 5! The whole world is signing about butt-holes now. I am hoping I can sing it at the super-bowl next year….
I am happy to be in New York as I always am when I am here. I have a lot going on this week so I know it will go by quickly.
I can say one thing though… they have these "graffiti cleaning" trucks that drive all over Williamsburg and I really hate them. They spray chemicals all over the walls and repaint them, and as I walk by them I feel like I am just that much closer to getting cancer. Not to sound all adult like and shit but I am soooooo not for my tax dollars being spent on this. Williamsburg is supposed to have graffiti all over it- it makes me feel at home here. Their paint over job is always really bad too and it just makes everything look ghetto. BOO on the graffiti cleaners. I hate you. I hope you die from inhaling the disgusting chemicals you infest my beautiful city with.
So what’s happening in my life.
The XBIZ conference was interesting. I actually had a better time at that one than I usually have at porn conventions. It was at the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas, where I had the pleasure of seeing outfits in glass cases worn by like, Prince, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stephani, and like …. Johnny Cash. I did learn that Christina Aguilera’s pants size looked similar to mine when I was in the 3rd grade. Fortunately they were the chaps she wore in the"Dirty" video, and on the "Dirty" tour. This was a few years ago. Since then she has had a baby and shit, and hopefully, her waist size is at least normal blow average celebrity size and freakish size. Maybe I am just jealous. In fact the whole weekend really made me want to stick my fingers down my throat. I know I know that’s really awful but so many girls were walking around in their bikinis and their bodies looked… like mine did when I was 21. I miss it. So I came home and ran on the treadmill for a while… and ate some salads for both lunch and dinner. My salad for dinner however, had chicken in it so that did make it more of a filling meal. They both tasted gross and I think I look the same.
Anyways, I was a finalist for the "Miss Xbiz" contest and lost… miserably…. I sang the ecousitic version of Rock and Roll in my But thole live… the crowd cheered! I thought everyone liked it. I really hate being one of those girls who talks smack about other porn girls… it’s bad behavior and I like to consider us all on the same team. But I am going to sort of talk smack on another porn girl right now. I am sorry.
I won’t mention her name. She has a contract with a company that rhymes with "mimid" (i know that’s not a word) and she is blond, and she does in fact have a great body. I think she is part of the reason for my salad binge.
But in any case, there were three parts to the miss XBiZ competition… one was to answer the question "why should you be miss Xbiz" and one was a bikini contest and one was the "talent" round. I believe her answer for round 1 had something to do with loving America and something to do with being really hot. To show her love for America she wore a cowboy hat. Her talent was a 30 second display of a strip tease. Being able to take off your clothing sexily isn’t a talent when you’re a porn star- it’s like, a pre-requisite. It’s really just part of your job.
Now I was being silly- I said something facetiously about my bad child hood for the answer on why I should be miss Xbiz, and I don’t think I deserved to win the bikini contest portion at all, but my part of the talent competition won over the crowd. Blah- whatever. If anyone should have won the award it really should have been Sunny Lane. She put on the most elaborate little strip show I had ever seen- she was dripping with sweat and shook her ass and waved these glow in the dark things in the air…. I mean… it wasn’t exactly my cup of tea but it was really well done. Either her, or this other girl… Renee Perez…. whose body was amazing and she did a back-flip on the concrete…. or Penny Flame who was just … you know… awesome. I don’t know if you ever met Penny Flame- she was on the cover of AVN with me in 2005 and she’s just so awesome. She’s hilarious and is also one of the best performers in the industry. I really liked how during the bikini contest she got on the stage and did all the muscle flexing like she was in a body building competition. It was great.
But neither myself, or Penny, or Sunny even came into the top 3 for the contest. I can’t remember the 3rd runners up name but she was pretty cute… she did this whole bondage flogging little routine and I liked that. I know this might be some caddy he said she said crap, but my close friend told me that before the contest, the hoe who won took a look at everyone in the contest and said "oh- this will be a piece of cake." I mean, I applaud her for her confidence but um…. GRRR…. in a fairly tale- she would have lost- and she would have turned into a snake or something. But no… she won… people really don’t have any appreciation for buttholes, or backflips, or real talent when they see it! HUMPH!
Anyways, sorry if that sounded super caddy. I had to get that off my chest.
Ah yeah. Anyways, I have a crazy night ahead of me- it’s the Barnes and Nobles book signing and then a little after party dinner thing and then an after AFTER party at Rebel. Blaaaah. I know I sound like I’m Paris Hilton or something. It’s retarded. How did this happen to my life?
i am back in new york again, and i am realy tired and slightly drunk
i feel like the past two weeks have gone by in about 7 seconds.
i know i am always saying shit like that but really- this is the truth. I did mean to stay in tonight and blog and shit, but I opted to go out and drink red wine and walk around williamsburg. I love this city so much. I really do… its wonderful.
now i am just spewing nonsense.
anyways, i am going to sleep now, but i swear when i wake up and i am less drunk and less tired, i will write a kick ass blog entry.
thank you everyone, for being a part of this website and giving me the wonderful life that I have. I have been lurking and reading all your comments and shit all night… and really, it rules.
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on the carton of mac and cheese it says there are 3 servings in the box, and one serving is approximately one cup. I don’t get it. Every time I open a box of mac and cheese i have to eat the whole thing. Who eats one cup of mac and cheese at a time! That is pure insanity….if you eat one cup, and there is more left in the pot… well… you’re going to eat the whole thing! Aren’t you? Am I alone in this? Am I just a big pig? Because I really tried to eat the appropriate serving size of mac and cheese tonight and it didn’t work. I failed miserably. I tried to save some forJames for when he gets home from work but there is nothing left. I ate the whole box.
Jessie Lee is the one who re-introduced me to Mac and Cheese. When she came out to LA in December, she kind of reminded me that it existed. It was one of those foods that I just forgot about. The only things I really remember going into Jessie’s mouth for the 8 days she was in LA was either penis, mac and cheese, or cigarettes. It was truly amazing.
I miss you Jessie!
So, I had an incredibly boring and lovely and relaxing fourth of July weekend. On July 3rd in the evening James and I went to this little wine bar in Pasedena- we love it there. I usually drink a lot when I go there but I was like, not inthe mood this weekend. I drank about two glasses of wine and then got tired and went home to go to bed. On the 4th, I answered a whole bunch of emails I havne’t answered in the past 6 months, I called my mom and talked to her on the phone for a bit… I took a nap, and I watched James edit "Rock and Roll in my Butthole." Well I didn’t just watch… I uh… "supervised?" you know, I said "put this here, put that there, take that out, put that in" etc. Mick Blue came over around 7pm and forced us to get out of the house. Me, Mick Blue and James all went to see Hancock- it was alright. The ending was stupid I thought… but up till the ending it was actually OK. When we walked out of the movies, there were fireworks in the parking lot of the movie theatre…. So I stood in between Mick and James and we all watched them. It is somewhat romantic to watch fireworks with your boyfriend, and another guy you’ve had sex with on camera a bunch of times who is good friends with your boyfriend. I came to the daunting conclusion that fireworks are actually quite boring when you are not drunk.
Yesterday, I was home most of the day and then I went to Whole Foods in the early evening and made myself a salad at their salad bar. It turns out I have a fan who works at the whole foods down the street from me, who was kind enough to offer a discount on my salad. That was pretty awesome. If you are reading this- THANK YOU. Those salads are expensive. That discount really helped. It really did make me happy. I have to admit- I sometimes get embarassed when people notice me out in public without makeup on and stuff but I would have to assume someone who works at WholeFoods for a living doesnt care about that stuff. Right?
Then at night… Cadence and Nailhead (I can’t believe his name really is Nailhead) came over for dinner… well they came over and COOKED me dinner. It was pretty cool. I must say. Nailhead is a good chef. I know you wouldn’t think much of someone named Nailhead’s cooking but… really… it was awesome. Then I drank some more wine and passed out on the couch around like, midnight. Yeah, I know. I’m SO LAME.
Today I did some laundry and sat on the computer talking to Taryn most of the day and I just made some mac and cheese and then I wrote this blog entry. I don’t even know why I told you all this.
This week is the Xbiz confrence in Vegas… I need to get some new bikinis before I go there. I am sure I will be a lot more exciting in Vegas than I was this weekend here but… I dunno. It was actually pretty nice to lounge around and do nothing. Fuck. I think I forgot to shower today. Did I even shower yesterday? Maybe I should go do that now…
Don’t forget about Rock and Roll in my Butthole- THE SONG. Go back and read my old blog entery about it if you haven’t read it yet.
listen to it here: