um… wrote a song?

OK so you guys already know about Rock N Roll in my Butthole- I told you- it’s the title of my next movie.

So anyways, last week I called my friend princessFrank- he’s a musician I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really wanted him to make a song called "rock and roll in my butthole" for the intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was like, well, we should really write the song together… and I was like… hmmm ok!

So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song from the 80’s…. that goes "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar"… I forget who sings it… but you know how the girl sings and the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one another.

Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I mean, recording a song is a lot of work…. you get really emotionally attached to your song when you’re in there recording it… I can imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn…. I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies… it always hurts when someone has something bad to say about them but… I guess that is part of creating anything. Yeah.

Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be if "rock and roll in my butthole" was on the radio all the time?

here is the album cover, i mean- if you could make one song into an album this is what the cover would look like

here is the song!!!

and here is where you can download it:

help me make this the next Umbrella!

oh- and here are the lyrics:

Rock N Roll in my Butthole

chorus (frank and joanna)
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole

verse

Cruising the interweb late one night
I found a girl, she seemed so right
Pink and Black hair, pink underwear
she seemed so right
Her butt-hole seemed so warm and tight

verse 2

I am sick of being wined and dined
and making small talk about nothing
Every man I meet wants to buy me flowers
And send me text messages for hours and hours
But this is bullshit, I’m so over it.

pre-chorus 1

I don’t like coffee I don’t like cake
I don’t like chocolate- "and fuck- I don’t bake"
don’t wanna pay my taxes, I don’t wanna mow the lawn
don’t wanna play guitar hero
don’t wanna just get it on

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
give it to me good and give it to me right
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
I don’t care if I’m sleeping, just do it all night

Verse 3
I sent her a message on BurningAngel.com
telling her i liked her crazy pink thong
I asked if I could take her to see a play
I asked if I could come and take her away

Verse 4
I said, I know you think my thong is nice
I bet you couldn’t afford to pay the price
I have no desire to see a play
But if you wanna hang out, I’m free today.

Pre Chorus 2
I don’t like coffee I don’t like cake
I don’t like chocolate- "and fuck- I don’t bake"
don’t wanna see a movie, don’t wanna hold hands
don’t wanna make out
don’t wanna just get it on

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.

bridge 1
I don’t wanna watch the sunset
I don’t wanna meet your mom
All I really want is rock N Roll in my Butt-hole

2
I don’t wanna go out clubbing
I don’t wanna meet your girlfriends.
All I wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole

3
I’m tired of these pussies
They’re just wasting my time
All we wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole

4
Lets forget about the rules and get out of control
We should get together and make some rock n roll

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.

xoxox

joanna