well first of all, thank you to everyone who came out to NY EXXXOTICA that was in New Jersey. It means so much to me to meet my fans…. seriously. Thank you so much. And all the girls were awesome! Thank you thank you BellaVendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Azrael, Draven, Morgan, and Mayhem. Jeeze. That’s a lot of hottness. I feel very honored to have you all on my website =)

And second of all, I don’t know where I got this uncanny ability to punch people but, I gave two people black eyes during strip for pain. I have no idea how I did that. A few people told me I punch like a dude. I have never gotten into a fight in my life. I think I should… now that I have full proof that I know how to punch. Although, I bet if I did get into a fight, that person would fight back…. and they probably wouldn’t be sitting still ready to accept my punch like they do at strip for pain. And I need to make porno movies- I can’t have a black eye. So if anyone out there wants to fight me while you sit in a chair and not fight back, BRING IT ON. I did get a message on myspace from someone telling me that the girls who work at the club where I am feature dancing tonight are all really bitchy. Maybe I should start a fight with one of them? 

So yeah- I am in Sacramento now. For those of you who don’t know, I am feature dancing tonight. I should be making a dance mix right now, but I’m not. If anyone has any suggestions/requests as to what I should dance to tonight… please let me know!

Anyways, my mother got me a new suitcase that is gigantic so I could consolidate all my shit into two suitcases instead of three and get charged a retarded amount of money. Unfortunately though, my big suitcase was like 19 lbs over the limit and I have to pay the same amout for overage. I really need to learn how to pack better. I need a game plan for what the hell to do on my way home. So yeah… I checked two suitcases… one  with all my shoes(oh yeah i forgot to tell you I purchased 4 new pairs of shes because of my whole shoe mis-hap– so in the shoe bag was 5 single shoes, and then four pairs of shoes). And yeah- OF COURSE- with my luck- the shoe bag is not with me right now. The big suitcase is…. it is stuck in airport land somewhere. I called the baggage locator hotline thing and they told me the suitcase will come sometime between 7:30 and 11:30pm… but I have to be at the strip club at 9pm. Should I tell the baggage people to meet me at the strip club instead of my hotel? Is that weird? 

I don’t know if there is a god or not… but if there is- he definitely doesn’t want me wearing shoes. 

(please read my previous blog entry to hear the begining of my shoe drama if this didn’t make any sense to you)

xoxox

oh yeah- come see me dance please if you are in the area….