I don’t know why my flight route was from Columbus, Ohio to Huston, Texas, then to Los Angeles. I’m no geographical expert but isn’t that really inefficient? Isn’t that kinda like going from New Jersey to Long Island when you’re trying to get to Brooklyn?

But yeah. Regardless, this is the flight path the airline gods have given me and I must make the best of it. Which was extremely hard to do, being that Mr.Bush so kindly charges $8 to use WIFI here. I am not just making fun of the airport- I am not trying to say this is some kinda cowboy right wing airport… this airport is legitimately named in honor of George Bush. Does he really own this airport? You think he’s here somewhere? Maybe he’s hiding at "Chili’s to Go" or something like that. I dunno.

Anyways, I tried really hard to say "Fuck you George Bush I ain’t paying $8 to use the god damned internet here" but I am on a two hour lay-over and uh… I really needed to blog! So, as a good fuck you, I paid the stupid $8, and went into my FTP and checked the newest trailer for the next video that will go up. I needed to approve it anyways. I mean, I could have done it later tonight when I got home but I thought it would be a lot more fun to watch a porn trailer on George Bush’s internet in George Bush’s airport. Psssst in case you want some insider information on what the next video is- it is Chapel and Dane. It is an awesome video because Chapel is one of the prettiest women in the world. Seriously. Even the entire population of Antarctica thinks so.

Anyways. ahhhh my flight is about to board.

Columbus was interesting…I was stuck dancing at a strip club that didn’t allow you to show nipples. I had to wear pasties… which in fact didn’t really make the club a strip club, it really made it more of a club. I think we can also thank George Bush for that. I don’t know what he has against nipples.

Madison and DNothing came and hung out- which was so much fun. I was so thankful to see them that I gave DNothing a lap-dance WITH nipples and even a hint of vagina in the dressing room.

I dunno. Some people seemed really scared of me at the strip club. At one point on Saturday, I walked on the stage and a whole bunch of people walked away.I think I scared them away. Blah. I don’t know.

My flight is about to board….

To be continued!

xxoxo

joanna