Well, I was going to blog about my week, and tell you some funny stories- but some people really fucking pissed me off so now we have to focus our energy on talking about what assholes they are and there will be no funny stories and no funny pictures in this entry! ARRRRG!

Well, about four years ago I was interviewed by a certain documentary crew. I was contacted by someone named Robert, he told me he wasmaking a documentary about pornography and feminism to show in colleges. Being only 2 years out of college at the time when he apprached me, there was a soft spot in my heart for anything that would be shown at a college- so I agreed to give him about 5 hours of my time- all spread across on different days. 

This was about four years ago- I was a little naieve, I wasn’t as um… press savvy as I am now… but none the less, i gave the interview my all- and the thought ofbeing part of a pro-porn documentary to be shows to men and women just like me excited me.

This documentary just came out- Nina Hartley kindly gave me a copy last night. Well guess what. The documentary is a complete right wing, anti-porn, disgusting piece of shit poor excuse for film-making thing and it is being shows at colleges across the country.

Now I think everyone is entitled to their own opinion. In fact if someone TOLD me they were making an anti-porn documentary and wanted to interview me for it- I would totally be up for the challenge. In fact, sometimes I wonder why that’s never happened. I came ready and willing to fight with fox news when I was on there- but all I was asked on the show was if my orgasms were real and how it felt to have a birthday on Christmas. 

But telling me your interview is going one way and then cutting it together to go another way is just un-professional, and awful and disgusting and cheap. I have worked my ass off to develop the name that I have in this industry- and they are using it to sell their piece of shit movie.

It says in the "filmmakers" bios that they have been studying pornography for yeears. Yeah. Right. It looks more like you have been studying the art of editing- and mastering the the skill of learning how to cut and paste shit together to make people look like they meant something they really didn’t.

And not to mention- every"degrading" clip they depicted of me in the movie- IS A SCENE I DID WITH MY BOYFRIEND?! I have only done a few really rough scenes in my whole career- and they have all been with my boyfriend because he is the only person I feel comfortable doing weird fucked up sex scenes with.Yeah. Grr. Whatever! How can you take a few seconds from a movie and assume I was lying when I said I loved my job?! That doesn’t make any sense!

Anyways, I don’t really know what I want to do about this right now. I definitely want it to stop getting shown at colleges- I definitely want these people to suffer- I don’t know how or when or where… but I am doing something about this. SHIT IS GOING DOWN BITCHES! YOU HEAR ME?! 

I need to go to bed so I can wake up early and do my terribly degrading job tomorrow. 

But tomorrow- I will complain some more about this. 

I really don’t want to give this terrible project any publicity but- yeah- you can watch the attrocity here http://www.thepriceofpleasure.com/clips_trailer.html

xoxo

joanna angel

Hey everyone, it’s Taryn again! So Joanna is stuck in New Jersey discussing business with dudes with mullets and she asked me to let you guys know about something really cool happening over at the Adult DVD Talk forums in honor of the realease of XOXO Joanna Angel…

It’s a contest where you could win a sex toy personally used by Joanna herself in the movie (ooh!), a tee-shirt, and an autographed 8X10, an autographed copy of the DVD. It’s easy to enter… all you have to do is leave a comment on the forums HERE answering the question "What would you do for a hug and kiss from Joanna Angel?". Joanna’s going to read all the answers and pick her favorite as the winner, and she’d really love to be able to award the prize to a member of BurningAngel as opposed to just some random person on the ADT forum!

I’m going to give you a little hint to help you have a better chance at winning… Joanna is looking for funny answers, not creepy ones. So instead of saying that you would cum on her feet or let her fuck you in the ass or something, you’re more likely to win by saying you would "slay a dragon and rescue her from a tower in the castle". You can only enter ONE answer, so think about it long and hard…

The deadline for submissions is October 31st, 2008. Click here to enter!

Oh, and if you haven’t had a chance to pick up a copy of XOXO Joanna Angel yet, this is just a peek of what you’ve been missing!

Hope you are all having an awesome weekend!

xo TARYN!!! <(^_^<)

p.s. hiiiiiiiii joanna. i heart you.

Yeah, so I am in New Jersey AGAIN. It’s like I can’t get away from here. Every month there seems to be something I need to do in New Jersey. Maybe I should like, go back to college and take some more classes or something. Why I am here is not so exciting. It’s business bullshit. But Jessie Lee is with me =) and Jessie Lee makes New Jersey a lot better.

Anyways- I don’t really like to talk about politics much- it opens up a can of worms and there are so many bloggers who are better at that sort of thing so I leave it up to them. I vote, I used to be extremely politically active- I am not so much anymore but, I do care about what goes on. Maybe I should talk about politics more on here… hmmm… but anyways

DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING DEBATES EVERYONE?!

Seriously, it really was spectacular. Anyone who didn’t see them really should go on You Tube and watch them. Sarah Palin is out of this world. She turned the debate into a big spectacle- and poor Joe Biden actually took the thing seriously and is just getting attacked for it.

First of all, I think she is completely psychotic. Like I think if McCain wins (which would really really be an awful tragedy) I think she might kill him in her sleep so she could be the president. I actually don’t think she is as dumb as everyone says she is- but I do think she would be the most god awful president in the history of time. I think we can all agree on this- or at least I hope we can.

However- she really should have a reality TV show, or something. I could actually see her hosting America’s Next Top Model. I think she would make a spectacular Tyra… quite frankly, I am getting sick of Tyra. Palin could easily do her job. I think Hot Topic should make little Palin Barbie dolls with slutty little dresses that say Alaska on them. I also think Sarah Palin should try to be the next Vivid contract girl. She TOTALLY seems like the type. Most of the Vivid contract girls are really good at talking about Vivid to the public, they carry themselves well, they dress nicely, they’re pretty, and they’re terrible in bed. I could see her doing that very well. Or maybe she should be on one of those Pro-Active commercials. Yeah. She would rock that add. 

Anyways, I don’t need to re-iterate the highlights- you can read about them online just about everywhere. I have watched every presidential debate since I was 8 years old- the first one i saw was George Bush Sr against Dukakis. I remember it being so boring- I tried to tell my dad to change the channel so I could watch cartoons. Boring. That’s what presidential debates are supposed to be. The candidates are supposed to talk about issues, and how they are going to solve them. Poor Joe Biden is now being called boring by all these critics on the news- as if that’s a bad thing. 

I am glad and really depressed at the same time that I watched it. 

Palin is making me question my feminism. Like, I believe in woman’s rightes, but I don’t think she should have any rightes. Well… I guess she can have some. She can eat and sleep and breathe and like, maybe model lingere or something in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue… but she shouldn’t be allowed to run for office. Seriously. 

xoxox