I didn’t have phone sex with her- but I did have phone sex with her husband- who just so happens to be the one and only- Chris Nieratko. As you can see from how nice and lovey dovey we look in the picture- she is totally OK with the fact that me and Chris did it on the phone. I dunno- you can read it for yourself- would you be cool if I had this conversation with your husband?

I don’t even remember how I met Chris. He just kinda snuck into my life somehow. He writes porn reviews that have nothing to do with porn for Vice- and now he writes record reviews that have nothing to do with music for BurningAngel. The people who read Vice seem to really appreciate his reviews that aren’t reviews- the BA crowd isn’t responding as well. So one day I emailed Chris and said “hey do you think you could just add maybe one or two lines about the music in your review? I think the members would like it!” and he responded with “I think me and the members of BurningAngel would like it if you put two dicks in your pussy instead of one- but I don’t tell you to do that!”

I guess he had a point? Kind of?

Anyways, seriously, don’t be lazy- click on the link and read the phone sex! It’s funny!

And if you are a fan of his nonsensical reviews like myself, then buy his book, Skinema. It’s really funny- and it’s actually kind of thoughtful and touching in a weird way.

xoxo

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