This whole month has been like one big BurningAngel slumber party. It was a lot of fun. Jessie Lee and Misti Dawn were both in town for some shoots two weeks ago, and then Draven just left. So I haven’t been blogging that much.

Misti Dawn shot some videos for her first time ever. The infamous Brian Street Team took her porno virginity on camera…. which was kinda cute because it was not exactly his porno virginity as well… but it was pretty close to it. Brian Street team has only done one scene for BurningAngel and it didn’t really count as a scene… it was sort of by accident. He was basically drunk at my house at 4 in the morning, having sex with Cali Nova… and I was like… yo… lets film this. Last weekend was the first time he was in a scene that was you know… planned. Misti Dawn and BST have been internet flirting for a few months now so I was very honored to have made all the “lol”s and emoticons come to life and become like….a little more than that.

Sometimes I feel like I get a little too much credit for being a porn star. I mean, I take big cocks in my holes sometimes. Sometimes the cocks are large… but really… it’s not THAT hard to get something (or someone) in your ass, or you pussy. I bet every girl out there reading this could do the same thing if you really put their minds to it. Being a guy in porn is actual work. I mean really- like… I don’t have a penis… but from what I understand… penises are like, sensitive organs… and they aren’t really supposed to just rise on command.

Well if you’re a guy in porn and you’re on set, and the camera is like 3 inches away from your balls and it DOESN’T get hard… do you understand that messes up EVERYONE’S day on set? I mean jeeze. That is really stressful. I know what you are all thinking- you’re all like- yo- I’m always ready to go! I’m a monster in bed! That shit is easy! Well… you try being a monster in bed under a bunch of hot lights with a camera in your face, with a girl you JUST met. It’s not that easy. Anyways, I totally give props to mr.Brian Street Team for doing his scene, and doing a damn good job. I mean you know… he’s no James Deen… but for a dude who has nothing but an extensive background in handing out stickers he sure pulled through.

Blaaaaah.

Anyways, enough talk about Brian Street Team- lets talk about how cute Misti Dawn is. I will list just a few of the hundreds of reasons that she is so adorable.

1. She really cares about saving animals.

2. She made me tacos, AND THEN baked me a cake.

3. She has red hair

4. After her scene with Jessie Lee and Mr.Pete she admitted to me it was the first time in her life she had sex with a stranger.

5. She makes funny faces when she is drunk.

No- I did not get Misti Dawn drunk. She did it on her own valition.

Jessie Lee was also here- but you all know that I love Jessie. She did a scene with Tommy Pistol which will be on BurningAngel soon! It was Tommy’s first scene back in lover a year- unfortunately, it was also his last scene back. The scene with Jessie and Tommy is really hilarious, and also very hot… I know he had a good time but being a family man and all- I guess he doesn’t want to do any more scenes after this. Oh well. Don’t worry everyone- I sure as hell will not be having any type of kids any time soon. I am not nearly as charming as Tommy Pistol- but… I can dance!

Anyways- here are some photos from the fun we had over the weekend. This post has been saved as a draft for like over a week. Next I will write about my adventures with Draven… who is going through a tough time right now. Draven- I love you! If you also happen to love Draven, and you are a member of BurningAngel.com, please shower her with excessive compliments.

Anyways- yeah- here are Misti and Jessie before they banged Mr.Pete together. I know a lot of you on BurningAngel don’t like Mr.Pete… but you know… he’s OK in my book. I am sorry- I am all about pleasing all of you but sometimes, I have to listen to my heart- and not the comments on the website. And in my heart- I know- Mr.Pete is really fun to have sex with.

Here is Misti and Brian Street Team “on the set” right before they banged. He looks pretty excited… right?

And here is me and Jessie, I am drunk, and Jessie is not. Sometimes when I am drunk I put sunglasses on. I don’t really know why. It made for a good picture right?

and here is just one of the many cute faces Misti makes when she is drunk.

alright. I am soooo behind on blogging- I am glad I got this out of the way.

Have a happy Thanks Giving! Go eat some Turkey and mashed potatoes and what not. Yeah.

xoxoxo

Jeeze it has been so long.

I don’t even know where to begin. I suppose I will start by showing you some photos from my feature dancing trip to Allentown. I had a good time- I definitely think I fit in better in Allentown PA than in Columbus OH. Although- the only thing that really sucked was that the club closed at midnight. They were also pretty strict about not being able to take photos on stage- so yeah… here are some photos of me in the dressing room. This is my slutty gangster ish punk rock outfit. It is “punk” because the jean vest has all sorts of pins and spikey things on it, and it also has an Anarchy patch on the back. It is “gangster” because as you can clearly see, my skirt is of the same pattern as a red bandanna…. the same color that that some gang wears. I didn’t want anyone who was part of a rival gang to like… not tip me on stage… so to offset my red skirt I wore a red bandanna around my hand. The red and green looked very Christmas like. My Birthday is in fact on Christmas. I guess that makes me part of a cool and exclusive Christmas gang. Right?

here is a blurry photo of me and my curling iron.

This photo was taken on the last day I was in Allentown where I was really running out of stripper outfits to wear.  So like, this is a piece of my punk/gangster outfit, and half of my naughty nurse costume from Halloween, and um… a studded belt. I think It’s awesome. I call this piece- the slutty punk rock gangster nurse thing. If you want to hire me to be your stylist, I am totally down.

and here is my rendition of the whole school girl motif. my nipple is sticking out. i thought you would like that.

and here i am again, not showing you my nipple.

anyways uh- the club didn’t let me take photos on stage while the club was open…. but they did let me take them after the club was closed. So just go look at the photos above, and pretend I am in one of those outfits on this stage and pole that you see below. If I was more talented I would do it with photo-shop.

Well those are all the photos I have from Allentown. Thank you Erv’s strip club for letting me get naked on your stage, and drunk in your dressing room. It was fun.

You know what I like best about these feature dancing trips? I like finding a place to eat in whatever random town I am in at 3 in the morning. This particular trip I ate my post-dancing meals at Dennys…. where I learned something very important- that Katy Perry has her own Sundae. I forget what it in it. I think it was like, strawberry ice-cream and some other shit. Seriously. That’s INSANE. She played the warped tour this summer! Man I feel old. When I was a little girl, the bands that were on the Warped tour did not have their own Sundae’s at Dennys. Well I don’t know. I still like that song… about kissing girls and liking it. Good for Katy. To be honest I don’t even like ice cream. If one day I am famous enough to have my own Sunday at Denny’s I am going to make it taste like an everything bagel.

Alright. I am really glad I broke my spree of no blogging.

bad joanna bad joanna bad.

xoxoxox

I really loved these panties. They fit so perfectly on me, and they have this cool fake reform school emblem on it. I got them at Trashy Lingerie, which is an awesome store- but it’s also a terribly expensive store. I walked in there and thought, man this is really slut heaven. I only started going there a few months ago, right before my first feature dancing gig.

I really liked their fake reform school girl outfits. I know, it was totally porno cheesy but I really liked them. I contemplating buying a whole school girl outfit but then I was like, I can’t have the same exact slutty school girl outfit as all the other porn girls. That would be soooo not um “alt”- right? I also do have an extensive collection of short plaid skirts…. so I was like, well I will just buy pieces of the outfit and mix and match it with some other stuff of mine.

So I just got a top top, and the panties. I didn’t bother with the skirt, and the garter thingy and the cuffs and the tie. Both the top and the panties had that fake emblem on it. You can’t be a school girl without a school emblem- RIGHT!

Anyways, when I was dancing in Columbus someone stole those panties right off the stage. It sucked. If you are out there like, chewing on my panties…. can you please get in touch with me and let me know! If you want a pair of my panties I will gladly send you several- but I NEED those panties. I am not nearly as wealthy as the other girls in this industry and have a very limited budget on how many Trashy panties I can get a year.

So I went back to Trashy about a week before Halloween to get my naughty nurse costume. I saw the panties there and contemplated re-buying them because I have tried to pair the top with other panties and it really just makes me feel very off. The girl who works there saw me staring at the panties despondently and asked if I needed anything, and then I told her how I had these panties and someone stole them off the stage in Columbus. She was very sympathetic over my situation and told me I could have another pair at no cost. That was very sweet!

Anyways, when James and I were doing our Zombie Dry Hump performance….  in the heat of passion he ripped the panties off and threw them in the audience. That happened shortly after this photo was taken. Grr. After the performance the audience was covered in blood and the party resumed to a dance party and there was just no use in trying to search through the audience for the panties.

I am not sure if I should get the panties again. I have a feeling if I explain this story to Trashy they won’t believe me. They will start to think of me as some kind of panty scammer or something. I guess those panties are meant for the people, not for me. Maybe I should give away all my expensive panties to my fans? Is this some kind of sign?

I thought I should share this oh so tragic story with you.

xoxox

Have you seen the trailer to BurningAngel’s newest movie- True Fucking Love?

It’s so adorable. You will like- get a boner and warm fuzzies at the same time. There are six scenes, with six different real couples in it. OK ok… some of them actually broke up at this point but they were real couples when the movie was filmed. I think that counts for something!

Click here to watch the trailer and purchase the movie.

Allister Angel has a few girl girl scenes on BurningAngel.com- one of them is with ME yeah totally. Anyways, the best part about True Fucking Love is that you get to see what Allister looks like with a cock inside of her. It is boyfriend cock, but it is still a cock none-the-less. I really do love seeing vaginas on vaginas and mouths on vaginas and what not- but girls really do look exceptionally hot with penises inside them on camera. I kinda want to take a picture of every girl with a dick inside of them, just once… just so I know what it would look like.

Anyways, we put the photos from the scene on BurningAngel the other day. Here are a few of them!

Well, Join BurningAngel if you want to see the rest of the photoset. Or Buy the movie if you want to see the scene in motion!

yeah. have a lovely evening.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I need a blog manager or something. Shit just keeps happening in my life and time goes by and I don’t blog about them. Yes- Obama won- and it was awesome… but how can I even start telling you about then when I haven’t showed you my photos from Halloween?

I don’t know how many of you have seen Re-Penetrator- but- it was one of my very first movies. Doug Sakmann directed it- he came up with the idea after I expressed interest in making a zombie porno to put on BA for Halloween. It’s a parody of the classic movie “Re-Animator” by. Basically, in the pornofied version of the story- what happens is that I am a zombie that gets brought back to life… and then I get like, super horny because I hadn’t had sex in 20 years…. and then I fuck the mad scientist to death.

The story of the Re-Penetrator is kind of sad. Sometimes I feel like Re-Penetrator is like a lost puppy dog or something. Like- we made it, and put it on BurningAngel in 2004, then we had to take it down because our billing company said they couldn’t do billing for anything that has blood on it. We never realized that this clause included fake blood too. So we took it offline- and people emailed us and asked for it back like every single day- so we decided to put the scene onto a DVD. At that time we didn’t have any distribution deal or anything like that so we just sold it on the website. Eventually we did get a distro deal for our other BurningAngel titles but- the company had a hard time getting Re-Penetrator into porn stores. Everyone thought it was too extreme- and the Bush administration cracking down on the porn industry was not helping our cause. The funny thing about the movie is that it is so completely goofy and ridiculous- and any “violence” is completely- and very obviously fake. It did win for “most outrageous sex scene” at the AVN awards show in 2005- it was my very first porn award. That same year, the first movie I directed for Hustler- “Joanna’s Angels” that was nominated for several AVN awards as well- but didn’t win anything. It lost just about every award it was nominated for to Pirates- which was understandable. The fact that my Hustler movie lost all the awards and the movie I did completely on my own on a budget that was less than what most people spend on an evening of drinking- was pretty awesome. Lots of people say AVN is all political and rigged and what not- which I am sure it is, for a lot of the awards. However- the 2005 award for “most outrageous sex scene” was most certainly not rigged, and it was not a political thing- or anything of the sort. It simply was the most outrageous scene that came out that year.

Anyways, last year we switched distribution companies (we now go through vouyer media) who wants nothing to do with Re-Penetrator at all. We are going to try to re-release it through Halo-8 in January- they distribute horror movies, not porn… I think that might be a more appropriate place for it. We will see. As of now, It’s still sold on BurningAngel- due to the obscenity laws and what not- we cant’ ship the movie to most zip-codes… which is just so ridiculous. Why does everyone hate zombie sex so much! I find it so strange that my gang-bang is totally cool with everyone but zombie sex isn’t.  Hopefully now with Obama in power the consequences for having zombie porn in your store will be much more lax- I mean, maybe him and Michelle re-enact horror movies in their bedroom all the time? YES WE CAN- MAKE ZOMBIE PORN!!

Blah blah blah- well the pure insanity of the movie and the fact that it’s just damn near impossible to buy anywhere has really made Re-Penetrator develop a cult following. One of the many Re-Penetrator admirers in the world is a NYC fetish promoter named Xris- who proposed the idea to perform the movie live at his Halloween party- kinda like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I thought the idea was awesome.

There were a few issues- my co-star of of the movie Tommy Pistol now lives in LA, and recently had a kid. He couldn’t leave his wife and kid for a weekend to have zombie sex on a stage in New York. So fortunately, James Deen, my you know… “boyfriend” (UG- I REALLY HATE THAT WORD FOR SOME REASON) voulenteered to play Dr.Hubert Breast for the evening. OK ok… he didn’t voulenteer at all, I kinda made him do it.

Also- Xris told me his party could get shut down if any “real” sex went on on the stage. I thought he was just saying this as a silly precaution. Like I figured this was his way of saying “well you’re not allowed to do this but I am gonna look the other way when you perform on stage”. I had fully intended to have real hardcore zombie sex on the stage, but unfortunately- before I went on Xris was like- yo- seriously- no penetration or I will get sued. Sooooo I was like, alright- DAMN IT I will try to give you the best zombie dry-humping performance ever in the history of zombie dry-humping.

To compensate for the lack of sex, we just doused everyon in fake blood and green goo- including myself and everyone in the audience. Oh yeah- and silly string too. Since we weren’t allowed to produce real seamen we used silly string for the effect. We also added Jessie Lee into the equasion. She was like, the slutty zombie assistant.

We were supposed to put a tarp down on the stage but um… we kinda forgot to do that. Doug is not so good at remembering precautionary things. The cleanup guys were not happy!

Anyways, it was a lot of fun. I think we should put RE-Penetrator on Broadway- don’t you! The show was so messy and so insane- I kinda felt like I was in GWAR or something.

Well here are the photos from the evening. You can find more photos of rhe event on DrivenbyBoredom.com.

Thanks for everyone who did come out and see it. Sorry there was no “real” penetration.

this was me with half of my “zombie naughty nurse” costume on PRE performance.

Sorry if this made you a little nautious.

Acutally, fuck that. I’m not really sorry at all!

xoxox

Joanna Angel