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It’s cold outside, and I haven’t shot anything new in a little while… AND I haven’t been dancing so… yeah… my armpit hair has gotten a little bit long. I mean, you know how it gets… right? I’m not trying to prove anything- I’m not protesting societal beauty standards- or trying to prove some kind of point- I swear. I just haven’t had a really good reason to shave. Well, that is- except the other day….

Ug. You know when you fuck up- you just replay the story again in your head and you hope that you can somehow magically change what happened? That’s what is going on right now.

OK so I don’t know if you have ever watched the AVN awards… but basically… these little skits are played up on the screen in between the times when the awards are being announced. They are short and silly comedic things that make fun of the porn industry and embrace it at the same time. The AVN awards are somewhat of a big deal in porn so everyone in the industry is always there- and also- it is played on Showtime.

Yeah. So AVN asked me to be in one of these skits. This one was particularly funny- which is why AVN wanted me and Penny Flame to both be in it. I don’t mean to brag (or is this even bragging??) but we are both pretty funny. I love Penny- I think we kinda have the same view on the porn industry. Like, we love it but we understand how retarded it is at the same time. So we are both very good at making fun of it.

Anyways- Regan Reese, Shyla Styles and Aiden Star were also in the little skit. It was a pretty good group of girls. A blond with fake tits, two girls covered in tattooes, a blond with perfect natural tits, and Penny Flame- you’re like, ultimate non porny porn chick. Oh yeah- and Ed Powers was there too, an old school porn dude.

AVN licensed some footage from CSPAN- I have no idea how they did that but they did. It was the footage from that big meeting all the senators and the head honchos from the car companies had about the bailout- and they cut it with fottage of us basically being stereotypical porno retards. Like- there was one specific part where someone said “15 + 5 = 20″ from the CSPAN footage and it will cut back to be and all the girls going “Huh? it is?” and then making out with eachother. It’s funny. Pretending to be stupid, is always fun.

Anyways. I was told to wear a short dress, so i could like- flash my boobs and show my ass very easily. So when I was in the shower I was like- ok, I’m wearing a short dress…. I must shave my legs. I shaved them. For some unknown reason I didn’t really think about my armpits. I don’t know why!! We had to all raise our hands up and say “YAAAAY ANAL! ” as a response to something one of the senators said. I realized then that I hadn’t shaved…. but it was too late. UG how embarassing. Since I am known as the “alt” girl in porn- I bet the other girls there thought that hairy armpits were some “alt” thing. It’s really not- it was pure ditsyness on my part and I am just so frazzled. Yeah.

To make it worse this entire thing was shot in HD…. UG!

I am sure this little clip will go on YouTube- and it will most defintely be on Showtime- and the entire porn industry and fans will see it. So if you see this- please…. don’t stop loving me. Ug. Hopefully CSPAN will change their minds about licensing the footage and it will just never come out.

So when people make fun of me on message boards and what not- can you please explain how busy I am and how armpit shaving was just something that split my mind?

xoxox