Well me and Jenna Haze had another fun night out on Tuesday night- and I left my digital camera at home so I really have no way of proving that we actually went out. So maybe none of this really never happened- maybe it was all just a fantasy.

We went to see TOM MORELLO. Weird… right? Yeah I was a little surprised when Jenna texted me and asked me to go see him play with her. It was the last thing I expected her to ever ask me to do. Then again one time I got into her car and noted that she was listening to Morrissey…. so yeah. There is a lot to Jenna Haze that you don’t know, and I don’t know- other than the fact that she is proficient in putting penises inside her on camera.

I became aware of the fact that Tom Morello had a solo career because of Guitar Hero 3. I mean- he is a fairly important character in the video game. After you pass a bunch of levels you have to do this battle with him. I remember getting to this battle and then thinking… wait… who the fuck is Tom Morello? And then James and I kinda faught about it for a few minutes- and I settled the fight on my sidekik, by looking him up on wikipedia and figuring out who he was. He was the guitarist of the band Rage Against the Machine… who… I only kind of liked. I really liked what they stood for- but I didn’t love their music. I remember seeing that “Freedom” song on 120 minutes and thinking it was awesome… I also really liked their tee-shirts. I thought it was cool that they were like, maroon and just said “rage against the machine” in this creepy type-writer font. For some reason that really spoke out to me in my angsty freshman in high-school days. I went and baught the whole album and did not really like most of the songs… I thought Freedom was the best one…. mostly because it wasn’t really much of a song at all… it was just someone yelling “Freedom- yeah right!” with some music behind it and I thought that was cool too. I remember reading their lyrics and liking what they stood for… but I just wasn’t crazy about the music. It turned out that most of their fans were the opposite- they seemed to really love the music, but they just didnt seem to care about what they stood for. As a kid in high-school this really pissed me off. I had a lot of anger towards people like these. Now I like to focus on hating different things… like Ed Hardy, and people who ask me if my tattooes hurt.

That didn’t have much to do with anything. But to sum it up, Tom Morello was a guitarist in a band whose music I just didn’t care for that much. The only songs I really knew were songs that I think I heard on Guitar Hero… although… I could have just been mistaking them for other songs I heard on Guitar Hero so I don’t even know if they were songs I recognized. He did seem very passionate- and I agreed with a lot of what he was saying…. but Jenna Haze’s ass was far more interesting to me than any song Tom Morello sang…. although… her ass is a lot more interesting than most songs that anyone sing so it’s really not a fair comparison. I don’t remember what we giggled about the whole time but we were giggling about something. She brings out the giggle in me. I don’t know how she does it.

Well after the show we went backstage and lots of people were smoking lots of different kinds of exotic weed. I felt a little awkward because everyone back there seemed to be united by the fact that they were all very passionate about Tom Morello, and weed… and I don’t have strong feelings towards either. Jenna sat with some people and smoked a joint and I wasn’t quite sure what to do. I think it’s kinda rude or just flat out weird to sit in a circle when everyone in passing around a joint and not puff on it. I mean, then every time the joint would go past me I would have to explain that I didn’t smoke and it would be really odd and i would probably fuck up everyone’s CHI or something like that. So I just kinda sat behind the circle of weed smokers and pretended to have something very important to do on my phone- but really, I just twittered very drunk but complimentary things about Jenna.

I should probably give Tom Morello’s music another chance when Jenna’s ass isn’t around. Then I can tell you how I really feel about it.