today i went to the mall to help james find some new jeans.

i try to stay away from the mall unless I need like, one very specific thing. it’s been a while since I really walked around any mall. I want to take this opportunity and express just how much i think Ed Hardy is like, the most vile awful dusgusting brand ever. I don’t know what happened! They used to make some nice stuff. I mean- it SEEMS like something I would like. Like, I like tattooes, and I like rhinestones and i like skulls… I would think that in theory that I would really like a tee shirt covered in flash tattoo art and rhinestones and skulls…. but no…. somehow this Christain Audiger dude (I don’t know if I spelled that right and that guy is not important enough for me to go and look it up in google) has managed to take three things I love, throw them together and spit out the most hideous concotcion of a tee shirt ever. And to make it worse- people a) buy these shirts and b) pay an insane amount of money for these shirts and because of a and b- every other company who is not Ed Hardy, is attempting to make clothing that looks identical to Ed Hardy- so basically, in a nutshell…. everything is extremely ugly right now. Thanks, Ed. Nice goin’ dude.

that is me at the AVN awards last year. i really fucking wish i could wear this same dress again this year because it was awesome, and cheap, and I have not fucking wore it since then…. but that is sort of against the rules. i don’t know who made these rules, but they are rules, and I have to follow them, and they suck.

listed below are all the AVN noms for me personally, and my company.

I try not to get too excited about these things because I know I have a very small chance of winning anything- but here is what we got nominated for. There are so many thousands of pornos made every year- it’s nice that someone out there thinks my silly ideas are actually any good.

BEST ADULT SITE: BurningAngel.com

BEST DOUBLE PENETRATION SEX SCENE: Cum on My Tattoo 4 – Jessie Lee, Tony T and Alec Knight

BEST ONLINE MARKETING CAMPAIGN – COMPANY IMAGE: BurningAngel.com

BEST OVERALL MARKETING CAMPAIGN – INDIVIDUAL PROJECT: XOXO Joanna Angel

BEST POV SEX SCENE: POV Punx – Joanna Angel and James Deen

BEST SCREENPLAY: Not Another Porn Movie

BEST SOLO SEX SCENE: Joanna Angel – XOXO Joanna Angel

BEST VINGNETTE RELEASE: XOXO Joanna Angel

THE JENNA JAMESON CROSSOVER STAR OF THE YEAR: Joanna Angel

BEST ORIGINAL SONG: “Rock and Roll in My Butthole”- Joanna Angel and Princess Frank

BEST SEX COMEDY: Not Another Porn Movie

BEST POV RELEASE: POV PUNX

BEST DVD EXTRAS: Not Another Porn Movie

BEST SPECIALTY RELEASE, OTHER GENRE:  Cum on My Tattoo 4

last year cum on my tattoo 3 won for “best specialty release, other genre” – it is an award that makes no sense at all- i sure do hope we win it again this year so we could like, totally own the “specialty release COMMA other genre” niche in porn. It is kind of strange that this year in XOXO I did a gangbang, some DP’s, and all this other hoe-ish stuff- but the only like SEX scene i got nominated for from that movie was one i did with a dildo and my fingers- and PS that dildo is now sitting in DNOTHING’s mailbox. I think it is a major health hazzard but he earned it fair and square. Weird.

anyways- yeah. congrats to me- and more importantly CONGRATS TO JESSIE LEE! I am just so proud of her I think I want to cry.

xoxox

JJJJJJJaaaaaaay AAAAAAAAAayyyyyyy

November was one CRAZY shooting extravaganza. Some months go by where we shoot a lot, and some months we don’t shoot anything at all. We are very unpredictable like that.

The movie we just finished up this month is Girls Girls Girls #2. I don’t know if you saw the first edition of Girls Girls Girls… but it’s basically, a bunch of girls dressed up like 80’s metal sluts, having sex with each other.

What was the inspiration for this movie? Well, I remember when I was in elementary school, I had a baby-sitter who teased her hair up high, and wore cut up Poison tee-shirts. Her name was Lisa. I wanted to make out with her so badly, and this was way before I even knew that two girls could do that kinda thing together. She had a boyfriend in the hair metal band Trixter. Well, she called him her boyfriend. I am not so sure what his feelings were on their whole relationship status but she talked about him so much, that sometimes I felt like he was my boyfriend too. On several occasions she bragged to me that their one song they had on MTV called “one in a million” was about her. He was sort of hard for me to compete with- being that I was like, 9, and the only instrument I knew how to play was the piano- and the only songs on the piano were like, classical songs. read the rest of this entry….