Being a Groupie at Ellismania

posted by Punk Porn Princess on October 28, 2009

 

Here is me and a bunch of famous people at Ellismania

There were some “famous” people at this fight. This is a blog entry where I name-drop, and try to show off how cool I am by showing you pictures of myself with celebrities. I am actually not really THAT cool, and none of these people wanted to hang out with me or anything but they did come to the fight- and I did manage to take pictures with them.

Well here is definitely the most famous person I took a picture with that night- and also in my entire life.

It’s me with Jessica Alba!

Something I always loved about Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba’s ass- which unfortunately doesn’t appear to be so apparent anymore. She looks pretty skinny. Oh well. She is still hot. Believe it or not- Jessica actually did not come to the fight to watch me fight- she just came to say hello to Benji Madden. She was only there for about 5 minutes- and in those 5 minutes about 20 people asked to take a photo with her… she said no to all of them except me!!! She must have really liked my LL Cool J outfit ! After I got the photo this lesbian couple behind me gave me a hi-five. They were really impressed with my ability to get a photo with her. I was too!

Sexy Jessica Alba

And here is me and Benji Madden.

I know- Good Charlotte is kinda cheesy, but I always liked them… mostly because I do like a lot of cheesy music. I also like good music, but I like a healthy mixture of cheese in my music collection. Cheese is fucking good whether it is on your pizza or in your IPOD. Benji is also a really nice dude. I don’t know if I would necessarily call him my friend, like I wouldn’t call him if my car broke down or if I was having an emotional breakdown…. but I would definitely call him before I called Jessica Alba. I saw Benji at the gym when I was training a few times and we had small conversations throughout the weekend. He’s a nice dude. Benji Madden is cool in my book.

Benji Madden of Good Charolette

Something that was incredibly funny all weekend was that everyone in the hotel mistook Brian Street Team for Benji Madden. Seriously. Everywhere we turned people yelled “Benji” when Brian Street Team walked by. Girls fawned at him when we went out to eat going “oh my god- that’s him! right!” And then when people saw Benji and him standing in the same room- they assumed he was his twin brother- Joel. I guess if having random appearances in my porn movies doesn’t give Brian Street Team a bright future, he can always audition to be in Good Charlotte after Joel has too many babies and can’t do it anymore.

Benji Madden of Good Charolette

Here I am with Carey Hart.

I know who he is but I don’t think he knows who I am considering that when he twitpicced a photo from the fight- he referred to me as “girl”. Carey! My name is Joanna Angel! Not Girl! HUMPH!!! However, since he did twitter about me, and Jessica Alba did not- that makes me closer friends with him than Jessica Alba…. but still closer with Benji than both of them- since we actually had some conversations. Plus, Brian Street Team is my best friend and since people think he looks like Benji, and no one thinks he looks anything like Jessica Alba or Carey Hart- well then… I don’t know what conclusion that really brings us to but I’m sure brings us to something.

Carey Hart Motorcross

Here is me and Bucky Lasek.

He’s a famous skateboarder. He did not twitter about me, however, he is smiling in the photo with me as opposed to Carey Hart who did not. Even though no one actually mistook Brian Street Team for Carey- Bucky looks way less like Brian Street Team than Carey does.  Hmm. I guess I am just about as close with him as I am with Jessica Alba. They both smiled in photos with me, and they both really look nothing like Brian Street Team, and they have both never talked about me on twitter.

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And well- here is me and my favorite celebrity Jason Ellis.

He may not sing in a cheesy band or formerly had a nice ass, or own a cool night club in vegas, or a tattoo shop, or compete in crazy motor-cross races, or won every metal you can at the X games… but he is the best radio host in the history of radio hosts, and most importantly- he thinks I am awesome. He told me that if I he was president one day I would be the porn ambassador. I think that’s a good plan.

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Alright well- I have a bunch of actual photos from the fight but- I will post those separately. I am trying to be a better blogger and the blogging gods say to only talk about one topic PER blog. This topic was celebrities.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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3 Responses to “Being a Groupie at Ellismania”

  1. Phoenix Askani said...

    I love how you blog so matter of factly. Also the pic with Bucky is adooorable. Hahah. I was a GC fan when I was like 13… I saw them at Warped Tour in 2002! If you see or hear from Benji ever again please tell him that I want his nuts. Thanks :) xoxo

  2. Cornelius said...

    Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

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