On Friday Night- I got wasted with an awesome Midget named Nik Sin

On Friday Night I went to 200 Orchard on Orchard Street (DUH!) in the Lower East Side with Bella Vendetta. My long time friend Michael T was DJing there. It’s actually been a while since I have gone out to a bar for fun. I know- it’s a little ridiculous. I wasn’t hosting or performing or anything- I was strictly there just to hang out. Not like hosting a party is all that much work, but I feel like I have to stay somewhat composed when I do so. Friday night served no other purpose other than fun. I didn’t bring my camera with me- so I just stole a photo from myspace for my default pic in this blog. IM SORRY!

Anyways- Bella Vendetta invited her friend Nik Sin… who as you can see- is a super hot punk rock midget. All three of us drank a whole bunch of red-bull and vodkas. I felt guilty feeding the midget so much alcohol, but then I also felt guilty cutting him off at a certain point- just because he was a midget. I thought that would come across rather discriminatory.  So I ordered him a drink every time I ordered myself one- and I will say- he can definitely put some drinks down. I was impressed.

I don’t really know what else to say. I had a really fun night. Nik didn’t really do anything outrageously midget like that you would imagine midgets do. Then again, I wore jeans and cowboy boots with barely any makeup on- and I was not sticking anything in my ass. We didn’t toss him around… he didn’t do any of the dances from Willy Wonka… we just all got drunk and acted like idiots and then the next day we all called each other to apologize for acting like idiots. Midgets don’t always have to be doing midget things and porn-stars don’t always have to do porny things. OK!!

Well, I guess I did something slightly porny but no one saw it. You know- sometimes when I am drunk at a place where there is good music, I go into the bathroom and attempt to do sexy stripper moves in front of the mirror. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t do drugs anymore. Like, I go into a stall and after I pee I feel like there is just something else I am supposed to do… so I dance for a few minutes. I attempt to do these same moves out on the dance floor but I swear they look a lot better in the bathroom when no one else is around.

At some point in the night BellaVendetta and Nik started making out. We all took a cab back in the same direction together and Bella tried really hard to instigate a threesome. I was not 100% against it, but I was at that drunk point where all I wanted to do was go to sleep… and Bella Vendetta was at that drunk point where she shouldn’t have been doing anything sexual at all. Had this actually happened, I bet we would have all passed out sometime before any of our clothing came off. Perhaps this could lead to some midget porn on BurningAngel.com or JoannaAngel.com in the future? Hmmmm…..

xoxox

Joanna Angel

2 Responses to “Me, Bella Vendetta, and a Midget!”

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   chicklove said...

   lolz you always crack me up joanna <3

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   Kevin Sorrell said...

   H mm shes kinda hot i love the tatts

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