It’s funny because “nom nom nom” is sort of the sound you make when you are giving a blowjob. Right?

Well Anyways- I am very thankful for all of my AVN nominations this year. If I could just come home with one I would be so happy!

Well to start off- Me and Jessie Lee were nominated for Best POV Scene! Woohoo! It’s a scene in the movie POV Punx 2- a sequel to the critically acclaimed film, POV PUNX 1. It’s a movie about punk rock looking chicks fucking James Deen while he holds a camera. It’s really quite groundbreaking.

This is the second year in a row I am nominated for best POV scene. It is strange because they are most definitely my least favorite type of scenes to do. It’s kind of like doing a workout on a cock. Basically a guy lays down with a camera and you gotta bounce up and down- so the guy can’t really get too into it because if he does he will break the camera and the girl has to do all the work. Usually to keep me excited James has to put the camera down, then fuck me like crazy… then hold the camera again and resume so I can attempt to have the same energy. Doing POV scenes really feels more like “work” than any other scene. Anyways, I am really glad that me and Jessie were nominated- we bounce on cock pretty well!

Here are the other nominations:

• BEST ADULT WEB SITE:  BurningAngel.com (BurningAngel Entertainment)

Wooohoo!

• BEST ANAL SEX SCENE:  Scrubs: A XXX Parody (New Sensations) Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas and James Deen

I very rarely work for other people but earlier this year I agreed to be in the parody of Scrubs. I did a scene with Alexis Texas and James Deen and from what I remember I only did anal for about 5 minutes and Alexis didn’t do it at all. Somehow this made it to the best anal category and I am not so sure how.

• BEST DOUBLE PENETRATION SEX SCENE:  LA Pink (BurningAngel) Joanna Angel, James Deen and Sean Michaels

Yeeeeah! Well here is a photo of THAT!

• BEST INTERRACIAL RELEASE:  It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Inside Joanna (BurningAngel)

Hell yeah! I have no idea how I wound up with a nomination in this category along with Lexington Steele but I’m just glad to be in it.

• BEST MAKE UP: LA Pink (BurningAngel) Glenn Alfonso

It must have been the black stars that were drawn on my face with a sharpie that really put us over the top for this

• BEST MUSIC SOUNDTRACK:  Punk Rock Pussycat Dolls (BurningAngel)

• BEST ON-LINE MARKETING CAMPAIGN – COMPANY IMAGE: BurningAngel.com (BurningAngel Entertainment)

I don’t know how to show a picture of a marketing campaign. If you have one- please let me know!

• BEST ORAL SEX SCENE: LA Pink (BurningAngel) Andy San Dimas, Draven Star and Coco Velvett and of course- the cock they sucked belonged to BRIAN STREET TEAM!!

• BEST ORIGINAL SONG: It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Inside Joanna” (BurningAngel) It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Inside Joanna – Joanna Angel

Some people thought this song was racist but you know, racist people just don’t put black penises in their butt hole on camera. You can hear the song in the trailer for the movie here if you haven’t heard it yet. Please don’t listen to it if you are one of those people who thinks that poking fun at a racial stereotype is racist.

• BEST OVERALL MARKETING CAMPAIGN – INDIVIDUAL PROJECT: LA Pink (BurningAngel)

Uh yeah. Don’t know how to photographically describe a marketing campaign of an individual project.

• BEST PARODY: LA Pink (BurningAngel)

I already showed you the box of LA Pink and a few photos from it. It would just be annoying if I posted something else.

• BEST PRO-AM RELEASE:  True Fucking Love (BurningAngel)

I was very proud of this one! This movie never gets any love…. i guess it is our least “slutty” movie. It’s all boyfriends fucking their girlfriends, I am glad that AVN thinks this is hot!

• BEST SCREENPLAY:  LA Pink (Burning Angel) Joanna Angel

Yeeeeah! I know I was an English major for something.

• CLEVER TITLE OF THE YEAR:  It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Inside Joanna (BurningAngel)

It is a pretty damn clever title.

• DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR (BODY OF WORK): Joanna Angel

Yeeeah! I know I won’t win this award because I am up against all the other amazing directors in porn but it was really cool to be nominated.

• WEB STARLET OF THE YEAR:  Joanna Angel

Yeah- that’s me. Thank you to everyone who looks at me on the web and contributed to me being a nominee for a web starlet!

…. And most importantly, the award we are all most proud of is the nomination for BEST NEW MALE PERFORMER- for none other than BRIAN STREET TEAM! WOOHOO!

Oh yeah I just wanted to say- that you fans are awesome. Here is something that someone made me right after the nominations came out. No offense to Lisa Anne is meant by this….but this definitely made me LOL for like a good 10 minutes! LOLing is a very important part of life so….

Well thank you everyone- thank you to all the girls who have been in the movies and did awesome scenes that helped us get these nominations- and thank you AVN for nominating us!

xoxox

Joanna Angel