My dancing gig tonight is cancelled!
Well I’m in Pittsburgh- things didn’t work out exactly as planned. There is a huge snowstorm here. The club was extremely empty last night because of all the snow…. Thursday wasn’t all that busy because… well it was a Thursday? I would assume my super cool fans are not Thursday night strip club goers… they are Friday or Saturday night strip club goers. A few people did come out Thursday night and that was quite nice. Well anyway it is Saturday and the club is closed due to extreme weather conditions. Apparently the club has only closed because of weather once – in some blizzard in 1993. Man. I have some luck!
So anyways- if by some off chance you had planned on coming to see me tonight- don’t! Stay home and get drunk and make a fire and stuff.
I usually post pictures of myself on stage in my feature dancing costumes after I dance, this time all I have are pictures of me in the snow!
see- it is very bad here. some trees fell down.
and streets are closed off.
at least it is kind of pretty though…
So there seems to be a running pattern on twitter with events and stuff and i can’t really explain this in 140 characters. See every time I post “I will be in XXX this weekend” I always get a slew of responses telling me I should be somewhere else. Like “Aw man- XXX is too far! You should come to Florida” or “Why XXX! Come to New Jersey again! It’s your home town!” or when I posted about the snow- I got several responses from people who lived in warm climates telling me it was not snowing where they were.
Now- I want you to understand that I don’t just look at a map, close my eyes, and pick a city that I want to go to and then go there. A strip club books me and then I go there. Strip clubs usually decide who to book by seeing who there is a demand for- or by just figuring out who the most “famous” porn stars are or whatever. Now, most clubs will not pick me randomly because I am not exactly what comes to mind when an 80 year old guy is browsing through photos of porn girls. However- clubs will decide to have me if customers repeatedly ask for me. SO what I am trying to say is- that instead of just telling me to go somewhere on twitter…. go to your local strip club and ask to speak to a manager and tell him/her that you really want to see me there. Then, tell 100 of your friends to do that too. A few months of persistent asking and then I am sure the club will have me.I do love dancing and I do love meeting fans so- I am really happy to go to any club that books me. However, I will not just show up.
Make sense!!
Just thought I would explain that.
Well now I must get back to an exciting evening of not dancing.
xoxoxox
Joanna Angel
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February 6th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
so what are you doing tonight then?
February 6th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
It kind of looks like you’re some crazy frost deity, and you’re posing in front of all the destruction and havoc you’ve wrought. So, now we all know who’s responsible for clogging up the right coast with snow: Joanna, the god of Frost.
Seriously, though, this is a shame but it’s cool to see you taking it all in stride and staying positive. Also, you look frigging adorable.
Seacrest out.
February 6th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Sorry about your bad luck with the weather this week. I hope you got at least $something$ out of it.
February 6th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Hi Joanna – just curious, have you received any offer or word from Portland strip clubs interested in bringing you out? There are a TON of alt-girl strip clubs here and you probably would do really well.
I can drop in some words for you at a couple clubs I know the managers at, and so they can get you in their radar, but just was curious if anyone from Portland had contacted you.
-D
February 6th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
That makes sense, thank for the info. And you still look good all bundled up
February 6th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
wazzup
February 6th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
i def saw you at the airport drinking coffee on wed haha. i thought that was you but i was like nahhh it cant be her. i should have said hi but i didnt wanna be wrong and it not be you. sucks you had to come the only time it snowed so much here. better luck next time
February 9th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I have not been asked to come to portland yet- but I have always wanted to. i do think I will do well there.
you saw me at 10 am drinking coffee in the airport??!! hahaha how funny. i was recognized in the airport like 3 times. I should really start wearing fancier clothing on the plane!
=)
February 10th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
haha i was confused why you were on that side of the airport though i figured you would have been on your way to the hotel or something. thats why i didnt say anything. next time come here in the summer. much better choice haha