It’s passover. No- I am not taking a naked picture of myself next to the Seder table…. no I am not singing the four questions with a dildo in my ass…. sorry. I gotta draw the line somewhere. However- here is a porn trailer from JoannaAngel.com that has nothing to do with Passover at all. Consider it a gift for finding the Afikoman? Or something?
The scene is with me, Regan Reese and Mr.Pete. Regan is really hot- she has huge boobs and a bunch of tattoos and tan skin. I’m not sure if she is in porn anymore? I haven’t seen her around in a while. We have a few of scenes of her on the BurningAngel network sites.
It has a cheesy set up where Regan and Pete are my roommates- who are boyfriend and girlfriend…. and my date stands me up for the evening so I fuck them as an “in your face- bitch” to my date. Obviously, it’s a fictitious set up… but it was fun. It is also a scene from the movie “the Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience“.
If you want to watch the full scene watch it here – or not!
Well that was your spammy post for the day. I hope you enjoyed it. Enjoy your second night of passover!
I am behind on blogging- as usual- but I am trying to catch up!
Two weeks ago- at the very last minute, I was added to an event in Hollywood called 140 tweets. It basically consisted of every single funny person in the history of comedy ever going on stage and saying a tweet out loud. All of this was filmed, and a DVD of the event is now being sold – and all the proceeds from the DVD are going to Haiti.
Now, I think I am kind of funny… but …. not nearly as funny as the comedians who were there. Like- Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Sarah Silverman, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Rainn Wilson, just to name a few. I did win an AVN award for best sex comedy a few years ago- but these people have won like, Emmys and Oscars and whatever the fuck legitimately famous people win for being talented.
In my head, I really hoped to go on stage and say a tweet- and have the audience start roaring in laughter and then have Sarah Silverman hand me over some kind of comedian torch and give me a big hug. Unfortunately, this did not even come close to happening- I did get a few chuckles though. I went on stage directly after one of my favorite newer comedians- Aziz Ansari. I find him to be hilarious. I saw him in the green room and got a photo with him- here it is.
Well here was my tweet-
“While someone was eating my pussy on camera today I realized my landing strip was lopsided. Can I sue my esthetician for malpractice?”
I dunno… it got a few chuckles. I thought it was OK? Regardless, there are much funnier people than me on the DVD and it is for a good cause… so you should get it if you have $10 to spare. You can buy it on Amazon here.
By the way- that tweet was true. My landing strip was totally lopsided and I realized it while Dana Dearmond was eating my pussy in the newest movie I just made… called “Bartenders”. But talking about that belongs in a whole other blog entry.
I tried to experiment and make a masturbation video that is a little different this week on JoannaAngel.com. I mean- you have seen me masturbate about 10 thousand times…. I figured I should switch it up a little bit. I sort of tried to copy Requiem for a Dream- only… there was no heroin involved. Just my vagina! Anyway- here is the trailer for the video.
This was my second time dancing at Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, California. Sometimes I like to get a little tipsy when I dance- so I have some funny photos of myself being tipsy in the dressing room of the strip club. Here is one of them!
Hey- well I am sightly retarded and un-web savvy for a chick who owns a web company- and I only recently figured out how to embed videos in my blog. So from now on I will embed one trailer from JoannaAngel.com every week. I think that should make you happy?
I hope this makes your Saturday a little bit more exciting.
Now I must get ready to dance tonight. Byeeeeeeeeeee