Going to Miami Exxxotica with Jenna Haze!
I am not writing this entry to make you get that Will Smith song in your head. I am writing this so you can start booking your plane tickets to take a mini vacation to the most humid and obnoxious city on earth- Miami! it’s a great place if you like suntans, loud house music, and washboard abs. All things I can’t stand however, for some reason- I love Miami anyways.Perhaps it is because at this particular convention I always spend a lot of time drinking, dancing, eating and um… having sex with.. Jenna Haze.
Please come and see me at this convention! Quite honestly- not a lot of people showed up to see me last year. It made me very sad. As a result I sat around with my tits hanging out- and a face that looked like this.
To prevent this from happening just come to the porno convention.
MIAMI EXXXOTICA – at the Miami Beach Convention Center from May 14th – May 16th, at the Fantasy Island Booth, I’ll selling DVDs, molds of my ass and dirty photos…and signing autographs and hugs. I don’t know my signing time yet but when I find out I will let you know.
THEN! In the evening I will be hosting a party with my dear friend Jenna Haze. It was just confirmed today!
Here is the flyer for it.
Parties in Miami go till like – 8 am or something retarded like that. So if you can’t make it to the convention- you can definitely make it to the party.
Hope to see you all there.
xoxox
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One Response to “Going to Miami Exxxotica with Jenna Haze!”
Josie Jacobs said...
Can’t wait to see you on friday!!!!
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