Well- as you may or may not know- I now have a blow up doll available for purchase. The concept of having a little mini-me in life is just so exciting- I am doing whatever I can to make the most of it.
First of all- we are having an awesome contest with the doll. It was my idea and Topco (the company who makes my toys) was totally into it! I was so glad. I thought they would just think I was being ridiculous. Basically- you have to buy the doll, then make a funny video with it and upload it onto BlowJoannaUp.com, and youtube, and facebook and whatever other sites you hang out on. I will be judging all the videos at the end of the year and the video I find to be the most creative will get over $1000 of BurningAngel movies and Topco toys. That way you can watch a shitload a movies, and then use all sorts of unique devices to masturbate with while watching them. You can find all the rules for the contest and stuff HERE.
The contest got me all excited about thinking of different ways to promote the doll and – well I decided to make an entire movie about the doll coming alive and trying to take over my life. I think I will call it “Doppleganger” and it will be out sometime in August. It was a rather intense shoot. Having an inanimate object as your lead star of the movie was not easy!
Well here is one of the shots from the movie of me tying the doll up to try and keep in under control.
Joanna Angel (that’s me) at Exxxotica Expo
I do enjoy working with G4TV. They’re a great channel with so many awesome shows. They mostly talk about video games and gadgets but, every once in a while they take a break from talking about the latest technology and talk about PORN CONVENTIONS! WOOOHOO! It’s pretty cool- there aren’t THAT many stations on TV that cover porn conventions.
In any case, they had me be the host of their little Miami Exxxotica piece and it was fun! It’s a good thing they did this because I still never blogged about the expo so- this kinda summed it all up for you.
The guy who directed the piece – Bryan Hoffman, came to the party that I hosted with Jenna Haze the night before we shot this. I got him extremely wasted. Well, I mean technically he got himself wasted- but I definitely shoved a lot of shots in his face. I sure hope the officials at G4TV don’t ban me from future projects because of this!
Well anyways- here is the oh so prestigious director and producer for G4TV having a fun time at night in Miami!
you can find some more photos from the trip here in my photo gallery.
So last weekend I was in Vegas with AVN. I went back home Sunday night and then turned around and came back Tuesday morning for the Xbiz show. 2 back to back parties where Vegas was taken over by porn stars!
AVN and Xbiz are two competing porn news sources
I sort of feel like a big two timing slut being here for one one week and the other the next although I’m not sure whose girlfriend I am and who I am cheating on. Hmmm. I don’t think id mesh well being in a serious relationship with a porn news company so maybe I’m just casually fucking both of them and neither of them can say anything about it because were not in a committed relationship.
Much of these events have been outside so I have spent a lot of time at the pool. I am not really so good at being by the pool. It’s so hot, I start sweating. Some girls are really good at the “pool” look and somehow pull it off as fashionable. I look very frumpy in all those revealing pool dresses and my skin HATES chlorine, and my hair never dries right when it gets wet. A big porno pool party is actually, kind of a nightmare for me but… me and my target bathing suits are trying to make the best of it!
Aside from the pool, I did have a good time over the weekend. AVN hand picked 10 girls to do some promotions for the awards show in January. read the rest of this entry….
This morning was a hellish morning!
I was in the middle of packing for vegas this weekend (Yessss@ I am going to The Vegas with AVN for some bikini pool party extravaganza fest thing) and my phone fell. My phone falls a lot but this was it. My phone had taken too many falls and it was like “Yo, I’m done!” and it stopped working.
I called T-Mobile in a frenzy and they basically told me to “Go fuck myself….”
So then I decided to switch to Sprint. This is not such an exciting story…. but its all I have to say for now.
Here’s a pic with my new phone camera!! Yeaaah.
Here is One of me and Kagney Linn Karter
Here is one of me Driving
And… Here is one of Tori Black and Jenna Haze at the oh so super exciting airport…
More to come
Hey all. I am doing a free webcam show on June 2, 2010 @ 5:00 PM EST – 2:00 PM PST
So as you know, I go on Jason Ellis’ radio show all the time.
It is like my radio station home away from home. RED DRAGONS! Or something.
Anyways, tomorrow – WEDNESDAY June 2nd- I will be calling into his radio show and we will talk on the phone, while I am on my webcam. So usually when I am on Jason Ellis’ show, you can just hear my beautiful voice. Tomorrow, you will be able to watch me. Unfortunately, Jason is not going to come to my house and do the show with me…. so you will only see me, and hear his voice. I tried to convince him to masturbate on the show with me but he refused. What a prude!!
In any case, this is a special occasion so I had my programmer do some special programming on the website – and he is switching some shit off so my webcam will be completely FREE for like, 2 hours. I know how popular free porn is these days so, I thought you would all appreciate this. It will be the only time this will ever happen. So if you don’t come tomorrow- you’ll never get to experience the oh so exciting free webcam experience. It should be a lot of fun!
So it’s a date- I hope.