So last weekend I was in Vegas with AVN. I went back home Sunday night and then turned around and came back Tuesday morning for the Xbiz show. 2 back to back parties where Vegas was taken over by porn stars!

AVN and Xbiz are two competing porn news sources

I sort of feel like a big two timing slut being here for one one week and the other the next although I’m not sure whose girlfriend I am and who I am cheating on. Hmmm. I don’t think id mesh well being in a serious relationship with a porn news company so maybe I’m just casually fucking both of them and neither of them can say anything about it because were not in a committed relationship.

Much of these events have been outside so I have spent a lot of time at the pool. I am not really so good at being by the pool. It’s so hot, I start sweating. Some girls are really good at the “pool” look and somehow pull it off as fashionable. I look very frumpy in all those revealing pool dresses and my skin HATES chlorine, and my hair never dries right when it gets wet. A big porno pool party is actually, kind of a nightmare for me but… me and my target bathing suits are trying to make the best of it!

Aside from the pool, I did have a good time over the weekend. AVN hand picked 10 girls to do some promotions for the awards show in January. I know other girls were upset who were not invited – and I must say I am honored and confused and surprised that I was picked. It was basically two girls from every big porn company, and then me. We do not buy big advertisements with the magazine- I never even purchased a booth at their show – (these are the things people in the porn industry say you have to do to be “down” with AVN) or anything like that. I was proud. I’m sure that 10 years ago that there were no 29 year old girls who owned their own porn company that promoted “alt” girls sitting at an important AVN dinner where only 10 people in the industry were invited. It’s nice to be considered one of the “big players” when I run my operation the way I do and got started in the industry the way I did.

Here is a photo from the dinner n the first night- I totally look like the odd ball out but it’s ok!

The lucky guy in the middle is Paul Fishbein – the owner of AVN

But aside from me being emo – the weekend was fun, and I did get to do a lot of partying. I went to a club three nights in a row- that is more clubbing than I usually do in a year. I danced and listened to terrible music, and drank some expensive champagne. I felt like I was on The Hills, but with porn stars. it was totally cheesy, but I had a great time anyways.

I barely have any photos, unfortunately, however James Deen took a really awesome blurry one of me, Belladonna and Jenna Haze showing our Vaginas at Moon in The Palms.

I was introduced to a piece of pop culture I didn’t know about- and that is, that one song by LMFAO with Lil John that goes “shot shot shot shot shot shot.” I had no idea that everyone at these clubs drank shots while this song was on. It is a very good marketing technique for bartenders because this song comes on a lot! This song actually works well when you are trying to get jazzed about anything. Not just shots! This morning, when I was about to get in the shower I sang- in the tune of that song “shower shower shower shower shower shower.” On my last night of being in Vegas, me and James went to some kind of seafood happy hour thing at Michael Mina’s restaurant SEA BLUE and there was a whole lot of really good fresh shrimp. As the tray of shrimp came out I sang “shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp!”. It totally got the whole restaurant really riled up!

I have three more days of Vegas life left then I finally get to go home. Hopefully, there will at least be like $5 left in my bank account by the time I leave here. That’s a good goal …. right?

The moral of the story is: If you love Porn Stars, go to Las Vegas for AVN or XBiz, I like to show my vagina, and I can get a restaurant full of people all riled up, even when I’m not naked. If you wanna see me naked in a bar check out the xxx trailer to my new porno, Bartenders.

xoxox

Joanna Angel