Here I am at the 2010 Warped Tour!

I have been to a lot of warp tours in my day. To think that the first time I ever went- there were no energy drinks sponsoring the tour! Crazy.

Well here I am! Wooohoo!

The BurningAngel superstar and my good friend Jessie Lee helped me tag up the back of um… something. I can’t remember if this was a trailer? Or someone’s booth? Or just like, some kinda board. Whatever it is- we put my picture on it. It is almost as exciting as some Attack Attack shirts, and “indie power”.

Jessie and I snuck around backstage – and lo and behold – we found that someone left their tour bus open! I snuck in there and took some naked pictures. Looking back on it – I really should have left some panties on the ground or something but… then I would have been stuck walking around in the heat with no panties on… which could be kinda gross. In theory though, that would have been pretty cool.

Click Here for a gallery of more dirty pictures form the tour bus

Here I am post dirty photo taking- being like WHAT!! ME!! I WOULD NEVER TAKE DIRTY PHOTOS! I’M JUST A NICE JEWISH GIRL HANGING OUT UNDERNEATH A PAIR OF PANTS!!!

Here I am with a dude who was hanging out near the pants. Maybe they were his pants? He follows me on twitter, and i think he was also in that band Goldfinger. He was a nice dude, and I love all my twitter followers but really…. I never liked Goldfinger very much. I love cheesy music but I think they were a little bit TOO cheesy. However, it is totally OK to take a photo with a nice dude who used to be in a band that you don’t like so much. And here it is:

Here is Jessie Lee with her big scary weapon, and then me and Jessie with some sugar-free redbull. We are able to maintain our girl-ish figures by substituting sugar free poison, for the full calorie poison most other people drink. I also don’t know why I look like some weird farmer chick in this picture, while Jessie Lee looks like a hot porn-star- but that’s what happened.

A group of midgets (called the Oompa Loompas) were also part of the Warped tour this year. They performed a dance on stage in between bands and stuff. I took some pictures with them- and had them put on BurningAngel stickers and hold up copies of Bartenders. I let them keep the pornos. I hope they liked them!

And then things just got a little bit wacky.

I ate some crappy food… and it tasted awesome. My theory is that if I am breaking my diet well, it better be on something phallic.

On the hot dog line- I ran into the newer BurningAngel girl- Shay. She was actually working on the warped tour for a few dates. I think she was selling merch but I am not sure. I’m not the world’s best listener – especially when sexy ladies are talking to me. Whoops!

I enjoyed seeing some old friends- like my favorite New Jersey bands - the Dillinger Escape Plan and the Bouncing Souls. I’m glad they are still around and doing well. The first time I saw Dillinger ( in 2002)- they covered the song Raining Blood by Slayer at the end of their set- and all chaos ensued in the pit… someone got hit and started bleeding all over the floor- and then someone else went to the puddle of blood in the floor and made a pentagram with it with their fingers. It totally violated like 10 thousand heath codes but it was pretty amazing.

Well that is besides the point.

Anyways, I had a good time. I know I might be a little too old for Warped tour but I don’t give a shit.

That’s all for today!

xoxox

Joanna Angel