Smartest Porn Star! Or close to it.

posted by Punk Porn Princess on July 30, 2010

 

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What Can I Say.. I’m a Smart Porn Star!

Hey guess what- the internet says I am one of the smartest people in porn, and remember everything you read on the internet must be true, so… its official!!!

According to a recent survey by Ranker, I am one of the top 13 smartest people in porn, Number 9 to be exact, which makes me one of the top 8 Smartest Female Porn Stars (and the the smartest Alt Porn Star).

Apparently, according to Ranker, I am slightly dumber than Ron Jeremy and a hair smarter than Sasha Gray. This must be true because everything on the internet- is proven to be 100% accurate. Sources for this article are a mixture between Youtube, Wikipedia, and TMZ- three websites you should always trust!

Here is what they said about me. The facts here are actually correct and the complements are quite flattering.

“Joanna Angel is not only a star, but is a director and writer of the adult films she stars in, which is hot.
Even hotter still, she has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University….
She’s extremely well spoken and very eloquent, as well as informed about her trade.
Her writing has been featured in magazines and newspapers such as The New York Times. She even wrote a sex advice column for popular music magazine Spin.
Here’s a video of her views on the evolution of pornography and what effect the internet has had on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGsKytQ7g5A
Here’s her learned perspective on the demise of legitimate sexual contacts on Craigslist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhShhLRnb24


Here is the whole list

1.  Asia Carrera
2.  Annie Sprinkle
3.  Shy Love
4.  Lorelei Lee
5.  Nina Hartley
6.  Jenna Jameson
7.  Ron Jeremy
8.  Laurie Wallace
9.  Joanna Angel (Meeeee)
10. Sasha Grey
11. A.J. Bailey
12. Lisa Sparxxx
13. T.J. Hart

Personally- I think Nina Hartley should really have been number one. Sorry Asia Carrera- I know we went to the same university and all but you are no where nearly as smart as Nina.

So check me out, I’m a smart girl that loves to fuck & do porn movies, isn’t that what everyone dreams of? So here I am looking all porn starry & smart. Because all smart people do wear glasses… correct?

Smartest Porn Star Joanna Angel

Want more? Check me out at JoannaAngel.com, too =)

xoxo

Joanna Angel,

aka Smart Ass Porn Star

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3 Responses to “Smartest Porn Star! Or close to it.”

  1. derryX said...

    Like I tried to say on twitter, I think this is a very important list. I’d argue that it should just be a bulleted list instead of ranking, but whatever.

    It calls to attention the fact that there are some rather educated people in the adult industry and is positive in that it sends the exact opposite message to the perception that most porn haters have: that porn is made by poor people looking to make a quick buck.

    PS. Bartenders is amazing!

  2. PinupsOnFilm said...

    After meeting you on the social networking panel, I would concur with that assessment that she is one of the smartest women in porn. I thought the other woman on the panel was as well. I am TRULY amazed at what you have been able to accomplish in this industry in such a short time. I am going to try to emulate some of your ideas you gave at the seminar as well as take action on similar projects (ie books etc). I am very happy to have gone to that seminar. All five members were excellent!

    Al Cheech
    PinupsOnFilm.Com

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