Joanna Angel’s New Porn Horror Movie
Horror Movie Porn!
Since Halloween is just around the corner – I decided to shoot a gory and bloody Halloween epic scene. Last year we did “Dong of the Dead” – a story about a zombie who sought out to kill all girls in slutty Halloween costumes.
This year, I kind of did a parody of the Craft, but not really.
See when other companies do parodies, they REALLY do parodies. They build sets to match movies, the have everyone mimic the clothing and copy lines from the original word for word. I do very loose parodies. I kinda just parody the concept and then do my own thing from there. I’m still not sure what to call this one. I don’t like calling things “This is not ______” or “______ a XXX parody” and just use the original name. I like taking the name of the original movie and making it sexual. You know, like Re-Penetrator, or LA Pink etc.
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So what do I call the Craft? “The Crotch“? Or “The Shaft” are the two names I was toying with. Do you like either of them? Why don’t you vote on it =).
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If I choose your suggestion, you get choose from:
- 1. A Free Month on The BurningAngel Network or
- 2. a DVD Signed by Me!
What Should I Name My New Horror Porn?
- The Shaft (68%, 36 Votes)
- The Crotch (28%, 15 Votes)
- Don't Care - As Long as You Get Naked & Have Sex (23%, 12 Votes)
- They Both Suck - Go Back to the Drawing Board (15%, 8 Votes)
- I Have my Own Title - Put it in the Comments (11%, 6 Votes)
- They Are Both Good (-45%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 53
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In any case in my version of The Craft- me, Moretta and the new BurningAngel girl Felix were all hot goth-ish witch chicks who could never get laid… so we evoked the spirit of Tommy Pistol. We agreed to all share him, but then Felix changed her mind after he was um… evoked. She then put a curse on us so when me and Moretta went on dates with Tommy we both wound up killing ourselves in gruesome ways. I don’t want to spoil the ending but Felix comes up with a plan to spend the rest of her life with the spirit of Pistol… dead or alive. Dun dun dun! My creation took about 16 hours to film and we shot it in a loft with no air conditioning .. .and it was 106 degrees outside. I was incredibly angry that to really parody The Craft properly, I had to wear a cardigan… or else it just wouldn’t have been right.
Man. It was not a good day to wear a cardigan!
I was so consumed with working on the Big Bear movie- that I really left the planning of my Halloween movie till the last minute. I mean REALLY the last minute- like I got up at like 4 am the day of the shoot, watched The Craft for some inspiration, wrote the script around 6:30 AM then left for set around 8am. It was pretty ridiculous. Had I not been my own boss, I totally would have been fired for being so irresponsible. I might suspend my own pay for a week just to teach myself a lesson. But anyways… I will say- watching the Craft was really awesome. I haven’t watched that movie since I was in high school and man, it really was good. Everyone should take this time and re watch it before “The Crotch” or “The Shaft” comes out on BurningAngel on October 20th.
And that’s all I have to say for now!
xoxo
Joanna Angel
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23 Responses to “Joanna Angel’s New Porn Horror Movie”
Lux said...
Definitely “The Shaft.” The word crotch is not sexy at all.
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deuce said...
“Craff’ed”
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jono62 said...
The Snatch: Welcome to the bitching hour.
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Pessimiste said...
Movie title! I got to thinking. Witches are part of a coven. “the coven”? “coven of cock”? Just an idea! maybe it’ll help some way.
- John
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Chris said...
I like “The Crack”. Simple, alliterative, starts with a C, and doesn’t make me think of wieners like “The Shaft”.
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Jimi King said...
Use “The Shaft” but for the graphic, use a font similar to the original “The Craft” and then have a big red mark crossing out the “Cr” and have “Sh” crudely written over it.
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bootsbryant said...
Love that you come up with clever titles instead of calling it NOT… like everyone else and your loose parody.
This is a tough one but whatever you call it put DELUXE WIDESCREEN PENETRATION along the top!
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bosco warden said...
The Vaginist
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Anthony M said...
I think a great title would be spell bound
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BML said...
If there is some good ass fucking in there, you should call it
“Joanna Anal’s Craft”
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Adam said...
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
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vlorp said...
so, this might be kind of a gay question or whatever, but i’ve been dying to know if porn stars cuddle ever in the fucking industry. do they go back stage if they need to or anything like that? is there every any true emotional tenderness amidst all this DNA slinging?
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J said...
The Shaft
Although I do like BML’s suggestion of “Joanna Anal’s Craft”
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brian said...
children of the corn hole.
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brian said...
the AFT
–adverb
1.
at, close to, or toward the stern or tail: Stow the luggage aft.
–adjective
2.
situated toward or at the stern or tail: The aft sail was luffing.
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snakkula said...
Bitchcraft!
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Brian Z said...
The Facialized Craft…
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Robin said...
Mistress of the Shaft
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Robin said...
My second choice is The Cravings
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Baldwin said...
How about:
Craft-Ass
Dirty Craft
Evoking the Pistol
Pussy Jinx
CuntCraft
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Eugene Weems said...
The Cleft.
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My Horror Porn Movie - The Shaft, Photo Gallery & Trailer | Joanna Angel Hardcore Porn Star Blog - Punk Porn Emo Goth Princess said...
[...] I asked my readers if they had any ideas on a name, and I ended up choosing my idea, so I am calling it “The Shaft“. [...]
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thomas lowe said...
how about Blood Lust- she’s not just fucking around.
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