Salad Boobs and “Where’s Vagina!?”

posted by Punk Porn Princess on May 17, 2011

Um, I ate a really big salad for lunch today. I posted about it on Twitter, and my feed is now filled with 1000 tossed salad jokes.

In response to this, I am giving you all a photo of the salad, and my boobs.

For some reason there is a weird light on my tits. Maybe an angel from the heavens was blessing them as this all went down!!!

So that’s Salad Boobs…and NOW for a new game I like to call…

“WHERE’S VAGINA!?!”

I have decided to play this new game every day on my blog. Do you remember playing “Where’s Waldo?” Well, this game is like that…only you have to find my vagina…not Waldo. It doesn’t have quite as catchy of a name as Where’s Waldo but, it’s cool. You will just have to live with it.

Basically, every day I am going to hide a picture of my vagina somewhere in a blog picture, and…you have to find it.

There is no prize or winner. Kinda like in “Where’s Waldo?”! I remember I used to spend all fucking day looking for that goofy mother fucker and no one ever gave me a prize. The prize is that you knew you found it and you could feel really good about yourself. So the prize is greater self esteem…and we could all use some more self esteem, right?

So yeah. For this first time, I am gonna give it away so you know how to play and what my vagina looks like. Here’s the example using my salad boob photo: