It’s been a great two weeks in NYC. It went by quickly!
I will be leaving in the early morning tomorrow, but tonight – I must rock the stage in Newton, NJ!
Please come out and see me!
On Tuesday evening I went to a very fun event! It was in Bushwick, Brooklyn (it’s one of those half hipster/half ghetto areas) called “Bushwick Burlesque” – and ironically enough, it was a little Burlesque show in back of a restaurant in Bushwick.
There is a really neat little burlesque scene in New York that I haven’t really seen anywhere else. There are so many talented girls with really unique and sexy acts that perform at night clubs, and random events. It’s really quite inspiring! I always try to pay attention to what the girls do on stage and somehow steal their moves and repeat them at the strip club, but it never really works. It’s a goal of mine to be a better burlesque dancer. Maybe I should take a class or something.
In any case, this Burlesque show had some random prizes to give away for a raffle. It seemed like the audience was a little apathetic about buying raffle tickets, so I told one of the people in charge I would throw in a lap-dance from myself as one of the prizes. It was a charitable cause! I donated a lap-dance so people could raise more money to put on another event where other people get naked. It was like a big naked circle of life.
The girl who won the lap-dance was really hot. However, I’m not sure if she wants to be seen on the Internet getting a lap-dance from me. So out of respect for that, I can’t show you her face. Oh, and I got to do some booty bounce with one of Big Freedia’s back-up dancers..that was hysterical! Here are some pics from the night (Photos taken by ERIC KUN)!:
I had so much fun; it’s really inspiring to hang out with people who just love getting naked and dancing and showing off their erotic talents without any pretense of making some kind of big business out of it. I love being in the porn industry, but people do get really caught up with fame and money and forget why it’s supposed to be fun in the first place. Bushwick Burlesque wasn’t some red carpet event; there were no awards given, no one was getting paid thousands of dollars to be there, and no big company was backing it. It was a total DIY thing in the back of a Thai restaurant, that cost $5 to get in. The energy was just great. No one was trying to be anyone; everyone just had a good time.
Being in New York (particularly in Industrial Park areas of NY) is so refreshing. It’s a good thing I come back here so often!
Here’s a special New Year’s card I made for you all. It involves apples and honey…and black cock. FOR ALL THE JEWS CELEBRATING 5772 tonight!
Too much? Eh?
Hmm. I have a whole bunch of extremely dis-interesting things to say.
First of all, I just want to say that the Whole Foods in Union Square must put poison in their salad. I swear. I am not kidding. When less porn was free on the Internet, I used to eat a salad from Whole Foods almost every day. They were slightly overpriced, but always tasty. It was a luxury I had to cut out when memberships started going down. Waah. Poor me.
But in any case, I did have a meeting today at the Whole Foods in Union Square and decided that I should indulge in an overpriced organic salad. It had been a while, and seemed like a better option than the overpriced organic sandwiches or pizzas or something else. I spent $14 on a salad and I swear, as I ate it I started to feel sick. I got kinda dizzy, and felt like I was going to puke. It was really weird. On my way home from the meeting, I stopped in a deli and ate a $2 bagel with cream cheese on it and then suddenly felt better. I have no explanation for all this but I don’t ever want to eat a salad from there again. No way!!!
Um, in better news, I sexted this picture of my boobs the other day to a guy I think is handsome. I hope it leads to promising things in the future!
I took an ultra hip photo in the back of a taxi cab.
I did a radio interview at ABC News Radio. It was all the way on the Upper West Side, and that area is pretty foreign to me. When I walked from the subway to the ABC News Radio building, all I could think was, “Man…everyone here looks like someone I am related to!” (that’s just what happens when you grow up in a Jewish family from the east coast) And then ironically, about 5 minutes later I ran into my cousin. I don’t have a photo of her because she certainly wouldn’t appreciate being on a porn blog. I sure hope that the fact that she and I talked for bout 10 minutes on the street didn’t make her lose any scene points around her Upper West Side homies.
The whole experience was pretty surreal. I hope I don’t need to go back to that area for any reason any time soon.
In any case, here I am at the ABC News Radio office.
And that’s all!
Her birthday present was me dressing up like a teacher, stripping on stage and shoving a butt plug in my ass (butt plug provided by SHAG BROOKLYN!). I mean , Macy’s was out of the Martha Stewart linen collection, so this was the next nest thing . BurningAngel newbie Aria Rae celebrated with us as well!
I stayed out till the bar closed, which was around 5am…Then went out to breakfast with DJ Jess and Jessie, Aria Rae and some other random drunk folk from the party. Only in NYC do I take cabs home from parties while the sun is rising. Looking at dusk while I ride over the Williamsburg Bridge, smelling like French toast and vodka; it’s one of the best feelings in the world.
Ahhh. New York!