The other day was most definitely the best day ever for mail. I ordered a bunch of new clothing for the summer from Karmaloop.com - and that arrived, along with two new awards! It was a hell of a lot better than bills and 1099’s.

Here is just one of the things I ordered from Karmaloop- knee high converse sneakers. I love em! I am super excited to wear them this summer with shorts.

And here is my award from Dr.Jay from Xcritic . It’s called “Dr.Jay’s must see award”. You must follow Dr.Jay’s orders and see me as often as you can!!!

Xcritic always gives BurningAngel movies great reviews, and they are always very supportive of everything we do. So I am thankful for this award, as well as everything else they do for us. Thank you Dr.Jay!

And here is my award from the Adult Entertainment Virtual awards. It’s an award for JoannaAngel.com for “Best Pornstar Site of the Year” . This is the third award JoannaAngel.com has won- which is awesome. Must mean I do a good job slutting it up on the web.

If only mail every day was this awesome!

Have a good weekend everyone.

xoxox

Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Well, we made some new shirts. I’m like – Travis Barker. Or J-Lo. I’m making a clothing line!!! OK, not really at that level, but I have a few shirts. Maybe one day, I will have more shirts – and then maybe things that aren’t shirts. Who knows?! I just thought making some clothing would be a good thing to do.

So help me launch my “clothing line” and buy a shirt – and wear it!

Here they are!..

FOR THE LADIES, I present:

Lick My Punk Rock Pussy Tank

FOR THE GENTS, I present…

Tattooed Bikini Girl T-Shirt

And for WHOEVER THE FUCK WANTS IT, I present:

Tattooed Girls Do It Better Girl Tank

If any of this APPAREL APPEALS to you…click on the images, find out more about them, and for the love of everything unholy, BUY ONE! =)

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Ps. If you own/manage a store and would like to carry our shirts send me an email xjoannaangelx AT gmail DOT com

Tomorrow night, I am going to force all my friends to watch a porn I directed – Clockwork Orange style. I am going to strap everyone down, and force everyone’s eyes open and make sure everyone watches every last second of Asphyxia Heels the World.

I am totally kidding!

But really , come out – watch the movie, have a drink, and hang out with me in DTLA!

PLEASE RSVP TO THE PARTY (email RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM to RSVP)!!

THANKS! =)  Here is all the important info from the BurningAngel.com EVENTS section…

In honor of her new movie, ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD, Asphyxia is having a BIG PARTY!!! There’ll be dancing and DJs and a photo booth AND a screening of ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD!  And of course, Asphyxia herself will be hosting it!

Party is March 28th from 8 PM to Midnight at 825 S Alameda St Los Angeles, CA 90021.  It’s brought to you by Studio Servitu - TO GO, RSVP to RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I finally stepped into the modern age and got an iPhone 4s. I feel like the last person on earth to have one.

I did like using the Android, and to be honest, there are just a few things I miss about it (considering that I run my life with Google, and Google and Mac don’t really like each other all that much) but, the camera is so damn good it makes up for anything I miss about the Android. I am now on Instagram, so you can follow me on there (I’m just Joanna Angel on there) and look at all the PG-13 photos I take with old timey looking filters on them. It’s a shame I can’t put dirty photos on there! Oh well.

Here is a photo of my boobs that was too racy for Instagram.

Aside from playing with my new phone, I watched “21 Jump Street” this weekend and really loved it. I was expecting it to be kind of stupid and overrated but, it wasn’t. The humor was good, I laughed out loud, and the story was oddly touching, and kind of exciting. I have a few ideas for porn parodies of particular scenes milling around in my brain. We’ll see if I actually go through with any of them! I kind of want to give Jonah Hill a lap dance. I don’t want to give him a blowjob, or a hand job, or anything like that – just a lap dance. Is that weird? I have never actually wanted to lap dance someone so bad in my life. I’m not sure what it is about him, I just want to dry-hump his brains out in a chair in a back room in a strip club.

I also did my weekly radio show on Moheak – and invited Jessie Lee, Brian Street Team and Lucy Vonne. Lucy sells sex toys (not like on the street in a lemonade stand; she is the salesperson for a big sex toy company), and she runs the blog “SexyTimeBlog.com“. She also used to teach a blowjob instructional class. Yeah – those do exist! Jessie Lee recently got an “I love fellatio” tattoo, so between Jessie’s passion for blowjobs, and Lucy’s knowledge of blowjobs and Brian Street Team’s love for getting blowjobs and my desire to give better blowjobs, there was a lot of blowjob talk – and Jessie Lee gave a dildo a really awesome sloppy blowjob – and everyone who logged into the Moheak chatroom got to see it. It was fun! I am still working on perfecting the format of the radio show – hopefully I will get it down soon. I think talking about blowjobs more often would certainly help the show. Right?

Well that was my weekend. A movie, a radio show and excessively photographing myself with my phone.

xoxo

Joanna Angel