My boobs!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on June 6, 2012

My boobs are so weird. I feel like they go from being small Bs to big Cs, varying on the day. I don’t really get it. Sometimes I think it has to do with what I eat, or how often I exorcise, but honestly – I am beginning to just think they have a mind of their own. I think they just decide to grow and shrink at their own volition. It becomes incredibly inconvenient when I’m having a bad boob day on the days I am shooting- then for no reason, a week later – they perk up. I wish they would pay better attention to my schedule. Is there a way I can synch my boobs with my Google calendar?

In any case, today is a pretty good boob day. I was just thinking about how it was a shame that I have no one to show them to, but then I remembered, DUH!! I HAVE AN IPHONE! AND A BLOG!

So here are my perky boobs. Enjoy them; I’m not sure how long they will look like this.