About Me… Joanna Angel

posted by Punk Porn Princess on October 3, 2008

 

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Hey everyone! If you don’t know me already, I’m Joanna Angel. I’m a director, a porn star, and the owner of the infamous punk-porn website. BurningAngel.com. This is my blog- where you can read about all my adventures in porn-land, my feelings, and my rants and raves.

I started my company when I was in my last year of college in 2002- ever since then life has been pretty ridiculous.

Here is some information about me!

Height: 5′
Weight: 105 lbs
Birthday: Christmas Day
Eyes: Brown
Hair Color: Black and Pink!
Bra Size: 34 D  and yes- they are real!
Shoe size: 6
Tattoos: a “BA” that stands for BurningAngel above my right wrist (with a halo over the A and fire behind the B) A Venus flytrap on my lower right arm, a traditional dagger with a snake wrapped around it, an eyeball with wings, a zombie angel looking chick with her tits hanging out, a hand with a jewish star on one of the fingers holding a rose, a scary lady skull on my right shoulder that says XXX underneath it, a mask on my upper left arm that says “so it goes” underneath it. I also have this little star near my elbow that me and two of my friends all got when we were wasted, and something that was supposed to be a woman’s symbol on my left wrist but really looks more like an onk…. the time I got that one, I wasn’t really drunk although the tattoo artist was. An angel and devil that covers most my back. The angel is on top reaching her hand out and the devil is crying. There is a stiletto heal on my back that is digging into my skin that kinda looks like a zombie. On my left side there is a martini glass with two olives shaped like heats and it is spilling onto a flower with bomb in the middle of it- please don’t ask me what that means because it means absolutely nothing! I mean- really. Lets be real here. On my left side is a womans symbol that is crackling with a woman inside it- I got that one done on LA Ink and had that ridiculous fake orgasm while I was doing it. I have a diamond on each hip. On the back of my right leg is a heart with a dagger through it and a banner that says “damn this foolish heart” and on the back of my left leg is a slutty looking snow white character with a banner that says “daddy’s little princess” around it. PHEW! I can’t believe I just wrote all that.

Piercings: 1/2 ” plugs in my ear. That’s it… I used to have more but I took them out.

More about me: Well, for one, I am a total nerd. I love to read, and write… I went to college and graduated with a degree in English. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18 years old and was really shy and introverted most of my life. I sat by myself at lunch throughout most of high-school and got picked on by all the jocks and stuff. Doing porn made me find the woman inside me that was waiting to come out, if that makes any sense at all. I absolutely love directing and starring in my movies. Some of my most popular ones I have made so far are Joanna’s Angels, Joanna’s Angels 2 (that won 2007 AVN awards for Best Sex Comedy!) and Not Another Porn Movie. I write the scripts, and it makes me really happy to know that people actually watch the plot in these movies. I also direct gonzo movies with no plots and those are fun too. I like cooking healthy food. I love making people laugh, and I love laughing myself. I think people need to realize how silly sex can be… some people in the porn industry- and life in general, tend to take things too seriously.

Turn Offs: People who stop me on the street to ask me if my tattoos hurt. Guys who write me on MySpace asking how to get into porn. People who are really full of themselves. People who take life really seriously. People who voted for George Bush the second time around. I mean the first time was understandable but really? Did you have to do that two times in a row? People who make fun of other people but never make fun of themselves. Guys who wear AFFLICTION tee-shirts (I’m sorry I know there are a lot of you… maybe if you happen to wear one when I am around you should just take your shirt off. I don’t care what condition your body is in- whatever it is it has to be sexier than an AFFLICTION shirt!! ) People who follow Phish around like it’s their job.

Turn on’s: I think that intelligence, and a good sense of humor are the sexiest qualities in anyone. Seriously. I like people who can teach me things that I don’t know, or teach me more about the things I do know that I would like to know better. Umm… yeah. OK, I get it… you want to know the dirty stuff about me… don’t you! OK well, I like good passionate sex. I like being thrown against the wall and fucked like a little whore- and that has nothing to do with any like.. childhood damages of mine, or how I feel about myself or anything annoying like that…. it just fucking feels good. I like being choked, I like getting my clit rubbed while having anal sex, or any kind of sex for that matter…. and I also really like to cuddle, and I think hugging is more fun than kissing. I like the feeling of having a dick in my ass and my pussy at the same time- I have done that on and off camera and I think it’s a lot of fun! I also love having sex with females- and I have a weakness for girls who have never been with a girl before. I love being girl’s first lesbian experience! It’s really hot.

Music I listen to: Oh god, I listen to a lot of stuff. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Murder City Devils, the Passion Pit, My Chemical Romance, the Misfits, NOFX, Minor Threat, Theo and the Skyscrapers, The Sounds, Har Mar Superstar, Arcade Fire, Stellastar, The Knife, The Pixies, Rancid, The Bronx, Refused, Morrissey, Interpol, Pinback, Black Flag, Hot Snakes, David Bowie, MIA, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Blonde Redhead, Blood Brothers, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Faith No More, Bloc Party, Peaches, The Killers, Iggy and the Stooges, Weezer, Johnny Cash, Motley Crue, Dr.Octagon, Ludacris, Ghostface Killa, er… there’s a bunch more. That’s just a few to start!

If you want to know more about me, keep up with my daily life’s adventures in my diary, and BECOME A MEMBER of JoannaAngel.com to chat with me all the time and comment on my entries.

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