posted by kevin11 on February 28, 2008

 

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well

so today is thursday… the week flew by pretty quickly, but then again… they usually do.

this morning I went to the gym, i have been trying to go to the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays- partly for the obvious reason, of keeping myself in shape and party because well… it helps me start my day early. If I get to the gym at 8, then I am usually done working out by 9am, then i am already like into my day by 10am which is good. If I don’t go to the gym I wind up sleeping till about 1030, then saying to myself "Joanna, you’re the boss, you can sleep till 11 if you want.. its cool… don’t worry about it" but then the lazy Joanna and the productive Joanna duke it out and then they compromise by having me wake up at 1045. Then by the time I shower and drink coffee it’s like, 1130 ish- and then I sit my by computer and hate myself and when 7pm rolls around I’m like, damn… I got nothing done today. Great,

Yeah, that’s kind of what happens. But today, I went to the gym and then came back home and went right back to sleep… I got home around 930 and slept until about 11:15… yeah.. it was a late start today. I think I deserve it though… right? I hope.

I have been trying to brew my own coffee and it tastes awful but I am drinking it anyways. I’m not even trying to do anything complicated, I’m just trying to like, put coffee in some filter and fill the thing up with water and drink some crappy coffee… but I can’t seem to do it correctly. I really don’t like Starbucks… I like the gas station coffee so much better. Everything at Starbucks is like, filled with milk not coffee. So I just want to make the coffee equvilant of like, what you find at 7-11… that shouldn’t be so hard… but I can’t do it! I think my stomach is starting to hurt from all the bad coffee I drank all day.

URMMMM yeah. The tattoo convention was fun, it’s pretty insane what a celebrity Kat Von D is. She was kinda like, the Jenna Jameson of the tattoo convention. Like, at porn conventions… when Jenna is there, there is always some point in the convention where the entire floor is just forming one line behind her booth waiting to get her autograph. It’s like she is the only person there and everyone else is just some kind of sideshow to look at while waiting to meet her. This happened with Kat at Musink… like… literally… everyone there was on line to get her autograph. It’s so strange! I have been getting tattooed for about 10 years now… when I get tattooed, it’s practically like getting my hair cut, or like, going shopping for new clothes… it’s kind of just something I do. Tattooing is actually kind of boring to watch… it’s someone sitting down and someone else coloring their skin in with a needles… I have really liked a lot of people who tattooed me and I think most of them are extremely talented,…. but I never thought of tattoo artists like rock stars. Dudes in bands get up on stage and like, perform… even if the bands suck I totally understand their star appeal… but like… a tattoo artist… they just tattoo! I don’t get it! And LA Ink is a "reality" TV show… so there isn’t much acting… so it’s not like she is really an actress. I dunno. I don’t get it. I think she is very pretty, and I do really respect her as a business woman… but this whole tattoo artist celebrity thing is just really surreal. Maybe I’m being hypocritical, maybe people think the same things about porn stars… maybe my fame is overrated as well, I mean I think it does take more talent to tattoo than to fuck… but i dunno…. do you get it? I just don’t get it. This century is pretty weird, it makes me feel old. When I was younger, "famous" people were like, in Motley Crue, or New Kids on the Block- or they were really acting on TV or in movies- like Christain Slater or like, Fred Savage? Hahaha… remember him? Sorry, I’m just rambling.

I had fun haing out with all the BA girls and stuff. Joy came down, and Roxy Deville also came. She was in Girls Girls Girls, and even though she isn’t on BurningAngel she is kinda a BurningAngel girl in spirit. Allister was there too… we shot some sex stuff in the hotel room. It was really like um… impropteau but it was fun. It was like a bed time thing if that makes any sense. I met one of the members of the BA streetteam his name is Brian and he was awesome. He like, handed the shit out of some stickers and carried shit in and helped out so much… and he is also cute and has a good sense of humor. Yay for him. I dunno. I think I might give him a shot at doing porno… I don’t know yet. I think I am out of creative juices and I need to end this blog entry before it gets any lamer than it has already gotten.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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well

so today is thursday… the week flew by pretty quickly, but then again… they usually do.

this morning I went to the gym, i have been trying to go to the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays- partly for the obvious reason, of keeping myself in shape and party because well… it helps me start my day early. If I get to the gym at 8, then I am usually done working out by 9am, then i am already like into my day by 10am which is good. If I don’t go to the gym I wind up sleeping till about 1030, then saying to myself "Joanna, you’re the boss, you can sleep till 11 if you want.. its cool… don’t worry about it" but then the lazy Joanna and the productive Joanna duke it out and then they compromise by having me wake up at 1045. Then by the time I shower and drink coffee it’s like, 1130 ish- and then I sit my by computer and hate myself and when 7pm rolls around I’m like, damn… I got nothing done today. Great,

Yeah, that’s kind of what happens. But today, I went to the gym and then came back home and went right back to sleep… I got home around 930 and slept until about 11:15… yeah.. it was a late start today. I think I deserve it though… right? I hope.

I have been trying to brew my own coffee and it tastes awful but I am drinking it anyways. I’m not even trying to do anything complicated, I’m just trying to like, put coffee in some filter and fill the thing up with water and drink some crappy coffee… but I can’t seem to do it correctly. I really don’t like Starbucks… I like the gas station coffee so much better. Everything at Starbucks is like, filled with milk not coffee. So I just want to make the coffee equvilant of like, what you find at 7-11… that shouldn’t be so hard… but I can’t do it! I think my stomach is starting to hurt from all the bad coffee I drank all day.

URMMMM yeah. The tattoo convention was fun, it’s pretty insane what a celebrity Kat Von D is. She was kinda like, the Jenna Jameson of the tattoo convention. Like, at porn conventions… when Jenna is there, there is always some point in the convention where the entire floor is just forming one line behind her booth waiting to get her autograph. It’s like she is the only person there and everyone else is just some kind of sideshow to look at while waiting to meet her. This happened with Kat at Musink… like… literally… everyone there was on line to get her autograph. It’s so strange! I have been getting tattooed for about 10 years now… when I get tattooed, it’s practically like getting my hair cut, or like, going shopping for new clothes… it’s kind of just something I do. Tattooing is actually kind of boring to watch… it’s someone sitting down and someone else coloring their skin in with a needles… I have really liked a lot of people who tattooed me and I think most of them are extremely talented,…. but I never thought of tattoo artists like rock stars. Dudes in bands get up on stage and like, perform… even if the bands suck I totally understand their star appeal… but like… a tattoo artist… they just tattoo! I don’t get it! And LA Ink is a "reality" TV show… so there isn’t much acting… so it’s not like she is really an actress. I dunno. I don’t get it. I think she is very pretty, and I do really respect her as a business woman… but this whole tattoo artist celebrity thing is just really surreal. Maybe I’m being hypocritical, maybe people think the same things about porn stars… maybe my fame is overrated as well, I mean I think it does take more talent to tattoo than to fuck… but i dunno…. do you get it? I just don’t get it. This century is pretty weird, it makes me feel old. When I was younger, "famous" people were like, in Motley Crue, or New Kids on the Block- or they were really acting on TV or in movies- like Christain Slater or like, Fred Savage? Hahaha… remember him? Sorry, I’m just rambling.

I had fun haing out with all the BA girls and stuff. Joy came down, and Roxy Deville also came. She was in Girls Girls Girls, and even though she isn’t on BurningAngel she is kinda a BurningAngel girl in spirit. Allister was there too… we shot some sex stuff in the hotel room. It was really like um… impropteau but it was fun. It was like a bed time thing if that makes any sense. I met one of the members of the BA streetteam his name is Brian and he was awesome. He like, handed the shit out of some stickers and carried shit in and helped out so much… and he is also cute and has a good sense of humor. Yay for him. I dunno. I think I might give him a shot at doing porno… I don’t know yet. I think I am out of creative juices and I need to end this blog entry before it gets any lamer than it has already gotten.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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checking in again

posted by kevin11 on February 20, 2008

 

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i will be less busy next week, after the tattoo convention.

i don’t know why i just assume that like you are all up to speed on my life from my myspace event blogging entries.

this weekend is MUSINK- it’s a big Kat Von D extravaganza that she put together with like 8 million tattoo artists and all sorts of other shit. I got a booth there… it was pretty frekin expensive so I hope a gazillion people come see me and buy DVD’s just so I can recoup the expenses of the booth. I know, I sound like such an old jewish crazy woman but really, i Need to think about things that are not just anal sex on camera from time to time. Not all the time, but a lot of the time.

ERM- last weekend I was in Vegas. It was awesome, I was there for the opening of the new Starlight Tattoo shop. I was there with Chelsea, and Jessie Lee and Sailor… a new burningangel girl we will see a video with very soon. Yeeehaw.

I did have the pleasure of watching dave navarro and a burningangel girl who I will not name have sex in his dressing room. It was pretty hot. I really should have joined in. Ohhh I don’t know. I need to have sex with Dave Navarro and just get it out of my system sometime before I die, but that just wasn’t the right time. I don’t know why, his girl-ish looks piss me off so much but he is pretty adorable in the most cheesy way possible. He’s kind of like one big horny teddy bear from hot topic… only he was in janes addiction so he has all this coolness cred that we see glimpses of every once in a while. Ah I don’t know. I hate myself for my little high school crush on him, I want it to just go away. He is pretty good in bed though, or at least it looked like it, from what I saw in the dressing room. I was sort of turned on and sort of consumed with sending text messages from the other side of the room. Yeah. Text messages are pretty hot… right?

What else. I felt so un-tattooed at the party. I need like 800 more tattoos. Maybe I will get some more this weekend. Don’t you hate that feeling… when you just feel so like, not covered in ink? It really sucks. It makes you feel like you are just off balance and doing everything all wrong in life.

K. Now I need to go to home depot and buy large pieces of wood to make a booth with this weekend. OH yeah also I need to get interviewed by a sock, for the Canadian TV show "Ed The Sock" … I also really need to put songs in my IPOD because I hate everything in there. This has been on my list of things to do for about 2 years now.

I’m gonna go get ready now.

I love you all.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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Umbrellas and shit

posted by kevin11 on February 7, 2008

 

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Waiting.

So I need to do this photoshoot thing… but the photographer is like 3 hours late. He told me he was going to be late, but I thought it would only be an hour or 2… not 3!! Ahhh! it doesn’t matter so much, but my makeup is all done and I’m just kinda sitting here. I know, you’re probably thinking I should have just called someone else but I really like the way he photographs me… and this is for a boxcover for my playboy movie that will be coming out this year so yeah, it is fairly important and I don’t know if I can trust anyone to shoot it. Blah blah blah. Yeah. Fortunately this lateness has given way to some much needed blog time.

What else-

Anytime I’m in the middle of a busy spree- you know- lots of things happening at once, I keep thinking, man, when all this shit is over I will have some free time to relax… but a new busy spree just starts happening right afterwards. Like… I feel like I was on Howard Stern a year ago at this point, but it was just a few weeks ago. Was it even a few weeks ago? Was it last week? Who knows.

I was kinda all ready and revved up for Howard to chew me up and spit me out- I read up on my current events right before the show, and like… made sure I knew the capitols of all 50 states because didn’t they always used to ask girls what the capitols of states were? I wanted to be like yeaaaah- bam howard… in your face! I win! But you know, he was actually… just really nice and polite and flattering. Maybe he has gotten kinda soft in his older age. His enterauge (like Artie and Gary and all those dimwitts) were all kind of insulting but like, they’re pretty dumb. When a dumb person insults you it’s usually just humorous, when someone smart like Howard insults you, it usually hurts. I bet he could make me cry if he really tried! I mean, the "meanest" thing that he did was like…push a pre-recorded button to make a farting noise when I said I did anal… and that’s not really mean. That’s actually kinda silly. I don’t care how smart or how sophisticated you are, fart jokes are just always kinda funny… even if they are about you.

We are officially done shooting Fuck Me in the Bathroom Part Duex (yes I did call it part duex and not part two because i am just so totally awesome) – I really like it! I like it so much better than the first one. Everything about it is better- there is one set up that involves Jessie Lee singing in the shower and its just so funny. Now I am gonna sound like a total fag but I really like the makeup in the movie. In this one scene the new BurningAngel girl Maureen is wearing this like bright blue eyeshadow and its so pretty! I don’t know if anyone else will care about the blue eyeshadow with they are like stroking it- or touching it- or rubbing it- or rubbing someone elses… but uh… i dunno. I hope someone somewhere out there appreciates it as much as I do.

I got another new tattoo again! Yeeeehaw. I’m such a baby man. Really like- I don’t know why getting tattooed hurts so much- I feel like every new one I get hurts more than the last one… I think my pain tolerance has just gotten lower as I get older which is weird because I thought it would be the opposite. My newest tattoo- is a dagger with a snake wrapped around it and a diamond on top of the dagger. It’s pretty awesome- it’s on my arm right next to my venus flytrap… a few more pieces of that size on my arm and I’ll almost have like, a whole sleeve- and then I will um… feel kind of complete… I think. Maybe I won’t feel any different at all but I will look slightly cooler than I do now. Was that cheesy to say? I think girls with full sleeves look pretty hot. Fortunately I have this website where I get to see them naked all the time =)

Now I am listening to that Umbrella song. It’s one god song… especially that Jay Z Travis Barker remix thing of it… but you know… on the airplane on my way to New York I read some article in Blender about the making of that song and how it came to be and I was pretty disappointed to find out that Rhianna had like, nothing to do with writing that song at all. It was pretty much written by these people, sold to a label and then like, handed to Rhianna because her career was going nowhere and the record executive knew that this song could make anyone famous because it was awesome. I mean I know a lot of pop stars don’t write their own songs but I always thought they at least like, sat down with the song writer and expressed their ideas and worked together with them to get the product they want… was that naive of me? I guess it was… and like… why would Rhianna want that information public? Wouldn’t she at least want to lie and say she had something to do with the one good song she has ever sang in her life? She said some corny ass quote in the article about how this song was like, a blessing from god- not because the song was so good and she really felt connected to it… but because she had been singing crappy songs and hanging around the music industry not really making it anywhere for quite some time. Why the hell would she say that? I think Rhianna should hire me to be her publicist. I could have fed some lines into her mouth about like, umbrellas and art and love and creativeness that would have made everyone in the universe fall in love with her on a whole new level. I swear. Now I’m listening to it and I’m pissed. I think I should have been given the umbrella song… then I could have put it in a porno and made people have sex under an umbrella.

AHHHHHHH anyways, the photographer is here. so I’m out.

I love you all

xoxoxo

joanna angel

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