something i realized today.

posted by kevin11 on May 31, 2008

 

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dude-

 

burningangel has so many hot female members. this is awesome. i really feel like i have done something awesome with my life- so many attractive females touch themselves while watching my pornographic creation. like- they chose to pay for BA instead every month of paying for new shoes. Well, BA is pretty cheap so you can probably do both but… seriously… this is awesome.You ladies rock… thank you. I mean, thank you for all the men that sign up too but- you perverts would have signed up anyways… hahahaha… so I don’t need to give you a special thank you!!

 

I wanna do a video where I do girl a gang bang where all the girl members of this site eat my vagina for like 40 seconds each.  wouldn’t that be hot?

 

xoxox

 

joanna

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Ice Cream and Threesomes

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hi there

I have so many photos I finally uploaded onto my computer from a bunch of shit I have done in the past few months. I will put them up for you to see- but not now. I am too tired!

But yeah. Lemme see…. what’s new in my life.

Oh well today I went out for lunch with a friend and we got sushi and for desert the waitress gave us some free fried ice cream. I had no idea you could fry ice cream. It was the most amazing fattening thing I have ever eaten in my life. I want to eat more. I want a cake full of fried Ice Cream and I want to eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner.

But my body isn’t so used to eating fried ice cream so I came home at like 4 in the afternoon and passed out in my computer chair. It was crazy. It’s like I overdosed on awesomeness and my heart exploded.

I made lasagna for dinner and to compensate for the retarded amount of fat and calories I ate today, I used whole wheat noodles instead of the regular ones. Now that, will give me a six pack, shouldn’t it?

What else. Aside form the fried ice cream, I also induldged in a yummy threesome this week. It was a workout, as opposed to a gluttonous feast. It was an off camera on camera thing. It was with my new friend, Megan- she just started doing porn…. but she is so not typical California porn girl. She actually lives in New York and shoots documentary movies about. She was talking to me about one she just did that involved the catskills or something but I didn’t pay much attention. I just thought about bainging her while she spoke.

To be honest though, right now I am gonna masturbate and think about the ice cream… and not the threesome. Does that make me weird?

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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Bathroom photos and more!

posted by kevin11 on May 23, 2008

 

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So it’s Friday, and it’s raning outside- yeah it’s really raining in LA. It was hailing and shit yesterday in some places. Isn’t that crazy? I guess it’s not that crazy. Crazier things have happened.

Last week I was in Canada getting wasted (was that last week? I don’t even remember) and this week I have done nothing but cook dinners and sit by my computer. I haven’t left the house except to buy coffee. I could make coffee here but I’m not so good at it and I like having an excuse to get out of the house and look at people. And btw- I am so sick of people asking me how many tattooes I have and if they hurt or not, and if they mean anything. Like seriously- it’s only gotten worse since LA Ink went on the air. I don’t mind when someone says “nice tattoos” but “how many tattooes do you have” is such a stupid question. The other day this man who looked like he was 70 years old asked me “how many more tattooes do you have that you can’t see” and he kinda winked. EW! Seriously. I have a high tolerance for creepy guys, I am afterall a slightly creepy girl… I don’t mind when people are perverted I kinda like it…. I welcome the contrution workers whistles when I walk down the street and the random “damn girl” I get from black men or men who are trying to be black in fancy cars. But GEE! That was really gross. Yuck. I don’t know how many tattooes I have! I mean, do the diamonds on my hips count as one or two? I don’t know! I don’t care!

OK i got sidetracked anyways here are some photos from the bathroom movie to make your rainy LA day better.

 

and here is Rebeca Linares. Shes a “famous pornstar” or something. She has benn in a zillion movies- I always thought she was hot. There is a hipster inside her somewhere- I tried to find it. She doesn’t speak much english… any time you ask her a question she just lifts her shirt up and shows you her boobs or she takes her pants down and shows you her ass. It’s totally awesome and cute, but kind of sad- I think ever since she has moved here the only thing people have ever talked to her about has some refrence to her showing her private parts. But damn- she is HOT.

And here is some weido banging on a bathtub-

and this is Audrey Elson. She is also a porn girl, she is from Detroit. She used to look like this, and it was really hot- although I think her agent made her dye her hair blond and get a tan. Waaaaah. She looked so hot like this! So enjoy it- this could be the last time you ever see Audrey look like this!

AND here is the one and only Jessie Lee. She sang in the shower and used Mick Blue’s dick as a microphone, it was awesome. Her scene is super hot, just like all her scenes are.

 

AND that’s all I have to say. This was kind of like an advertisement, and kind of a personal message… but you know, at least you got to see some free dirty pictures.

 

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TOOTLES

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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posted by kevin11 on May 21, 2008

 

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i am listening to Black Dahlia Murder as I write this and I am trying to write as fast as the music.

I think they are my new favorite metal band. New as in I just started listening to them, and new as in, they are kinda new. Not like brand new, but you know… when you are my age metal usually means Slayer and Motley Crue and BDM is a lot newer than those bands. I like em. Today my friend came over and painted a big demon in my living room as well, and listening to Black Dahlia Murder in a room with a demon painted on the wall is making me feel very um… you know… satanic and shit.

I was in New York, then I was in LA, then I was in New York again, then I was in Canada, and now I am back in LA. I’m gonna stay here for a bit and not go on any airplanes again for at least a month. My closet is a mess, there are like six different suitcases with half dirty clothing in them. I have also consumed so much alcohol on my trips to both New York and Canada and I think I’m getting a little tummy. I need to live life on the lame side for a little bit so my little stomach goes away before LA Erotica which I hope you are all going to.

In addition to the alcohol- I actually know another reason why I am looking a little tub-o-liscious. See, there is this little trick you can do so you won’t get your period if you’re on birth control. The Lovely Brenda told me about this trick, and maybe I shouldn’t have listened to her because she has a baby… but that’s a different story. In any case, if you just jump from one birth control packet to the next, and not take the sugar pills… you can just skip over your period. I was supposed to have my period when I was in Canada, and I was like, fuck that, I want to have sex when I am in canada. Who wants to go to Canada and not have sex- or like, have period sex…. which is eh… I dunno… not my cup of tea. Montreal is a city full of hot girls and I really didn’t want to meet some and bleed all over their fingers. So when you do this little lovely brenda trick, you successfully don’t get your period- the downside is, you do put on a few pounds, the other is that you get really cranky and emotional. The only other time I did this was in December when I did my gang bang. Since I am the boss I can cancel scenes when I am like, you know, bleeding and shit…. but a gang-bang is a scheduling nightmare. I was pretty particular about which five people I wanted to have sex with at the same time and they all have somewhat hectic lives… I knew I couldn’t change the date. Don’t worry, you will see the gangbang in September. I think I will put it out then. Or I might hold on to it until you beg for it. I dunno… I’ll see what I feel like doing.

Anyways, I hope I de-flate sometime soon because I feel like a balloon.

I didn’t have THAT much sex in Canada. Only twice, and it was on camera… but both times were fun. Once was with Sparky and a boy, and another time with a boy and this hooker named Sarah Wild. The scene with the hooker was for Zero Tolerance, not for BurningAngel. We aren’t really the kinda company that shoots hookers. Sarah was super hot though… like in that blond haired and fake tan sort of way. Her boobs were very perky natural D’s and her ass was really round. I think she was on a lot of drugs when she was banging me and I didn’t understand a word she said because she only spoke French but… yeah… it was alright. I didn’t mind so much. You don’t have to know much French to enjoy a French hooker’s company.  After the scene we both went to get a drink… I ordered a vodka and cranberry and she ordered a triple vodka with a splash of soda. The bartender got confused because there wasn’t any room for soda in the cup after the three shots but sarah said it was cool and just drank the vodka without any soda. She drank that think in like 4 seconds… it was kind of amazing. If you’re ever in the mood to spend $400 an hour on someone and you’re in Montreal I would highly recommend her. She gave me her card, I still have them on my dresser. If you decide to order her let me know. I’ll meet you in Montreal and maybe chip in like 50 bucks so I can have like, 15 minutes or so. That’s all I really need.

have a good night!

xoxox

joanna

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tired

posted by kevin11 on May 8, 2008

 

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Tonight I went to visit Sinead and she took some pictures of me. Then I went to go visit Sailor at her new place in Brooklyn. I am glad she lives here. I squared away all my passport shit so- it looks like I will be going to Canada this weekend. Woohoo!

I am too tired to think of anything witty to say.

So I will just say good night.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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