Well after spending a month writing the script, a solid 100 hours filming it, and 3 weeks without sleeping in the editing bay…
Joanna’s Angels 3 was successfully released!
This was a good reason for the cast, my friends, and fellow BurningAngel girls to PARTY!!
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Everyone got incredibly drunk and danced and made out with each other. Since this was the release of my big movie I went all out and got a limo for everyone to go to the party in. It was actually a big obnoxious party bus with a stripper pole in it- not just a limo. It was way more cost effective and a hell of a lot more gangster looking than a limo. I thought it would be a great way to roll up to the party and make an impression- and just be a lot of fun.
On the way home- Kagney Linn Karter ripped my pants off and announced to the limo that this was my party and it was imperative that she make me cum. I did not have any qualms with that! She ate my pussy in the limo on the way home and I came like 16 times. That was pretty cool! We have made out a bunch of times but never like, got that far. So it was about time that happened. I definitely owe her an orgasm. I intended on giving her one but the limo ride had ended right after I had my orgasms. It was almost like the limo driver planned it. So then I had to like, go and put my pants back on, and pay the driver, and sign a bunch of papers… and stuff. The sex mode was over. I will continue it another time.
Needless to say, it was a great night.
Let me bring up the highlights of My New York trip:
Hmm. First of all, I ate Rosh Hashana dinner with my family. Not one night, but two nights! Yes. They are that hardcore. All Jewish holidays are supposed to be celebrated for two nights in America – and only one night in Israel. Why? Well, because according to the Jew law, all the Jews who don’t live in Israel have to do twice as much to make up for not living there. It’s pretty ridiculous! It’s like a tax American Jews have to pay or something. My mom grew up in Israel so she kinda thinks day two of the holiday is pointless, but she also feels guilty for selling out and moving to America so she does celebrate it…and she forces us (me and my sisters) to do it too. For those of you who don’t know, Rosh Hashana is the Jewish New Year. Unfortunately, the Jew New Year does not mean Jews go out and get wasted and count down from 10 at midnight and make out with whoever is standing next to them. It means something like a time to try to start fresh, and amend any problems you caused with anyone that year, and do whatever you can do to make some kinda pact with God to have a better year than your last one. read the rest of this entry….
I am going to let you in on a very special secret. Are you ready? OK. Well the secret is that BurningAngel will have its very own liquid latex as part of our sex toy line in January. It’s actually not a huge secret, in fact, I think I am supposed to tell people about it. That is probably why they make this kinda stuff for me- because they trust that I will spread the word. So here I am, playing my part in promoting my toys!
The liquid latex is going to only come in hot pink and black- like all my other toys. I don’t wear latex very often, although I do think it is very sexy. I have one latex dress I have been meaning to shoot in- but I feel like I need a pair of those latex stockings to go with it. I asked Kelly Lind if it shiny American Apparel leggings could pass as latex stockings in photos, and he was very offended. He told me he would nothing to do with photos in which I posed wearing American Apparel shiny leggings, and tried to pass them off as latex. I think he had a good point. The fact of the matter is (oy vey- here comes the jew!) American Apparel shiny spandex are way cheaper than latex leggings- and I already spent a good amount on the latex dress. One day- this dress, with a matching pair of leggings will somehow make it on camera- I promise.
I did do one photo shoot in a latex skirt- I would actually say it was more of half a skirt than a whole skirt. It was not a full head to toe latex get up but it sure was a latex skirt.
But anyways- liquid latex comes in a bottle, and you just paint it on. It is kinda like body paint only it’s latex. It’s pretty cool. Here are some pictures of the BurningAngel liquid latex that is coming out in Janaury. Me and Misti Dawn are going to be on the box of this product- so we had to do this photoshoot wearing it. Here are the exact pictures that are going on the box.
HA! I am just kidding! I TOTALLY had you fooled didn’t I. No. The box of the toys will not have product shots taken from my cell phone. They will be a lot fancier than that. But here are some photos taken with my cell phone on the day of that oh-so-professional shoot.
And here is Misti Dawn!
I also took some video with my phone- it’s pretty bulrry and hard to see but um… you can watch them anyways.
Putting it on!
Taking it Off!
I don’t know if you are familiar with my employee- JoJo. Well, of the three employees in this company she has been working with us the longest, and everyone knows (by everyone I mean the other two employees that aren’t her) she is my favorite employee. One of the reasons I adore her so much, is because every time I am having a bad day she cheers me up by taking a photo of me and doing something creative with it with Microsoft Paint. Yesterday I asked her to make me a funny happy Rosh-Hashana JPG for my blog by using her amazing graphic design skills, and here is what she came up with. I think it’s a masterpiece.
So happy Rosh Hashana, love me and my vagina.
My New Movie… Doppelganger!
Well as I have told you before- I made a movie about my blow up doll coming to life and trying to ruin it. Doppelganger stars me, Joanna Angel, Asphyxia, Arabelle, Jiz Lee, Phoenix Askani, and Sparky. I have made a lot of ridiculous movies , and this one by far has been the most ridiculous of them all. Yes, there is still sex in it of course, and the sex is super hot but the stuff with the doll in it is by far I think the most comedic thing I have ever produced.