I returned from Australia a week ago and i FINALLY just got over my jet lag.
The only thing that worked was staying awake for 24 hours, then being really tired the next night and falling asleep at a normal hour. Being a day and a half ahead of where you are from definitely gives you the worst jet lag in the history of jetlaggedness. It is way different than going to Pittsburgh!
I took a bunch of photos out there- and I updated with a few this past week on BurningAngel. I still have more that I will update with in about two weeks. The ones I just updated with were mostly candids and some photos from the convention I went to out there called Sexpo Australia.
Here is a photo on the set of my photo shoot I did out there for a very funny Australian porno magazine called Picture Magazine. I was told I will be on the cover of this magazine sometime in the next few month. So mates, look out for that!
Sexpo Australia is quite different from other conventions I have been to in the US. They only pick a few girls from the porn industry to go… instead of being like, a big zoo of a million porn stars. It would be hard to import 100 porn stars across the world so… in any case, the two girls chosen to go to this convention were myself, and the Digital Playground Contract girl named Katsuni. She is from France (well she is half Asian, obviously, but – she grew up in Paris) and we became very close. She is a very sweet, horny and beautiful lady. She has been in the porn industry for about 10 years now. It was nice to hang out with a chick who was close to my age. For once I was not the old lady in the group which seems to be very common these days. We did a whole lot of shopping at a store that made us feel incredibly sophisticated called Alana Hill. I bought three handbags, a pair of shoes, and a jacket. I don’t know if you know the reality of how many people still spend their money on porn these days. I can’t give you an exact number but I can sure tell you that it is not enough to warrant me buying this stuff at the price that Alana Hill charges. So I would just like to give a very special thank you to anyone who got a lap dance from me at Minx strip club when I featured dance there- because all of the money you spent on me went to one of these items. It was not exactly the smartest move but hey, me and Katsuni feel way more sophisticated now so it was all worth it. Right? It was one of the most stereotypical stripperish type things I have ever done. Since the Australian money is actually made of some kind plastic, and it’s incredibly colorful- that means it is not real. Right?
Well here we are about to paint Sydney red. That is what you say when you are about to party right? Like Alice in Wonderland?
One of the greatest things about Sexpo was the fact that I was allowed to GET NAKED with my fans!!! This is usually not allowed at conventions. So here are some of my favorite shots I took with a few fans who came to see me!
I thought these fans in particular was quite handsome. Having handsome fans is rad.
Oh yeah, one day when I was shopping in Sydney I tripped and fell down a bunch of stairs and sprained my ankle. It totally sucked. I wish I had video of it to show you but I do not. The next day I had plans to go to the zoo and take pictures with Koala’s and I didn’t want to pass it up. So one of the people from the Sexpo staff arranged for me to get a wheelchair at the zoo and I got wheeled around for a day. I felt kind of like a retarded person, and kind of like a princess. Well here I am in my wheelchair at the zoo!!
One of the coolest things I saw at Sexpo was this old ghost ride thing that was converted into a “sex train”. It felt very much like an old Disney ride only inside there were mannequins spanking each other and giving each other blowjobs and stuff. I tried to take pictures inside but it was too dark and the train went too fast but- here I am right before I went on the sex train.
and here are some more convention photos. ..
I am doing an interview with Zoo Weekly.
Here is me and Katsuni and a really cute lady fan!
Here I am holding up a shirt. It’s sooooo ironic because I am kinda from New York- and this is an imitation of those I Love New York shirts. Or something.
They had CD players in the bathroom of at Sexpo that you could turn on and off. I thought this was quite intriguing! I don’t know if they were encouraging people to fuck in these bathrooms and this was their way of their way of providing mood music but… whatever. Here I am giving myself some of my own mood music.
Here is me and Katsuni posing in front of a big poster of me and Katsuni.
Here is a guy who liked my feet, like a lot!
… and a nice group of people who wanted to take a picture so we pretended to have a complicated orgy type thing.
Here is a guy who pretend to be my dog.
I gave free photos to all girls who would take off their shirts. These girls took off their shirts! That was fun.
And here is me taking all the Australia in that I could!!
Here is the rest of my Australian Vacation! photo gallery
All in all- I think Sydney, Australia is a really fun place, with lots of funny people who sound like Jason Ellis when they talk. The food is kinda bland, but it wasn’t offensive. They have the most awesome indigenous animals, and beautiful mountains that you could see from almost everywhere. I did manage to sneak up to the roof of my hotel and take some naked photos there with a nice view of Sydney in the background- but I’ll show you those later.
And that’s all!