I have a bunch of pictures and stuff from the Body Art Expo in Pomona that I haven’t posted yet. I have pictures of whole lot of shit you have seen a million times only at different conventions in different cities. You know, me at my booth, being a goof ball, in front of my DVD’s, hanging out with my girls… etc. It’s just what I do. I spend my life in convention halls, strip clubs, and porn sets. It could be a lot worse… but I really should mix in a bar every now and again!
That is a resolution for the year 2011. More bars, and more concerts/shows. I should do more of that.
But anyways- Something far more interesting than all the goofy photos you will see, in the near future, of me at the convention, or me getting tattooed (yes, I got some new tattoos!) is the dermal piercing Asphyxia and Skin got at the show.
I don’t know if you know the difference between a piercing and a dermal. You see, a piercing is just a needle that basically goes through the surface of the skin. A dermal is more like an implant. Someone surgically implants a jewel into your skin. It’s kind of complicated to explain but- Skin and Asphyxia got them in their nipples. They have bedazzled tits! It’s pretty awesome. I was too squeamish to watch the process get done so Brian Street Team took some video and pictures of the process getting done to Asphyxia on his phone.
Here it is! You can kinda get an idea of what it looked like. I will have some more photos of the finished product in my future body art expo post!
Here is Skin getting her nipple implant
Here is Asphyxia with her Diamond Dermal Nipple Implant
Well yesterday I felt extremely fortunate. I had a small role on the Adult Swim show Childrens Hospital.
Apparently- the show’s producer/ creator Rob Corddry is a big fan of mine (he was also a correspondent for the Daily Show and has been in a bunch of movies and stuff) so when an episode came along that required a porn star- I got a call! I had no idea that someone so clever and so prominent in the world of comedy was jerking off to my porn. THAT IS SO COOL!
The episode was hilarious. Rob’s character on the show is named Blake, and his brother Tinklebutton (played by Paul Scheer) rented out a room in the hospital to a porn company to shoot porn in. I was the “porno patient” in the scene. When Blake caught everyone in the act, he realized that my family and his family were friends… which led to some silliness. I will say the best part of the day was when “Blake” was yelling at my character, and he allowed me to respond with whatever I wanted. I was able to do some improv comedy with a famous comedian! I didn’t have to follow the script … he told me to say whatever I wanted because he trusted my humor. This had to have been one of the most complimentary things I had ever heard.
It was an incredible experience. I would love to do more stuff like this in the future. One of my favorite things about this was that I still got to play “Joanna Angel” and I still got to be a porn star- just a really exaggerated version of a porn star. Basically, I was able to do something mainstream without being all mainstream. I got to be on cable TV and still be a slut. That is something to be proud of!
So here are some pictures from the day.
I usually start my shoots at about 8 am- maybe 9 am…. this shoot started at 5 in the morning! These comedians obviously don’t sleep much.
So here are two pictures of me in the makeup chair at 5am.
Here is a pic from the “porn set”
It’s a mixture of some cast and some crew members. The sexy nurse in the picture is Raven Alexis. She is another porn star- she played the porno nurse.
And here is me, Rob Corddry and Paul Scheer- one of the comedic things about the show is that they wear creepy clown makeup and it’s never really explained why.
And of course, we needed a butt shot. My ass and two clowns!! My dream come true!
I had my very own room on set! I was told I could go in there and relax on my down time. I felt special. It was a sure sign that I was a featured guest on the show and not just an extra or something.
Anyways, here I am in front of the sign on my awesome room.
Here are two other random pics from set
It’s the same hospital they shot Scrubs in. You can kinda tell by this hallway…. right?
I will find out when it is airing and let you all know.
And that’s all the nonsense I have to say for today.
Well today I got a call to audition for something “mainstream”, like a mainstream TV show!
I get these calls from time to time, and if I am not doing anything I go to them. This was a call for a TV show that required some “bad ass” looking chick. And since I am soooo bad ass, I figured I should try out. read the rest of this entry….
Well I am happy to say- that after two years of losing awards, BurningAngel won three AVN awards this year! Yeeeeehaw!
The biggest accomplishment of the night I feel is winning “Best Porn Star Website” for JoannaAngel.com. Obviously, my website is my main gig and knowing that I have the best one is a pretty damn good feeling. You probably didn’t hear my acceptance speech but I certainly thanked all my members, because without you members I would have no website. So thank you.
And then, “Dong of the Dead” won for Best Web release. Dong of the dead has never been on DVD! Just the web… a bunch of people have released little mini web movies this past year. It is a brand new category for AVN. So yeah- it won! Zombies and porn are a powerful thing!
Here is me and Andy San Dimas in Dong of the Dead.
And then- I won for Best Solo sex scene in Rebel Girl. This award is kinda funny because, you see… there are 4 solo scenes in Rebel Girl. When we were nominated for best solo, I had no idea which one they were referring to. Now that I won best solo, I still have no idea which one they referred to. So I won best solo… not quite sure which solo was the best. Perhaps it was a combination of all of them. Who knows! If you watched the movie, you can tell me which one you think was best!
The show was fun. I felt good about everything this year.
I hope 2011 brings in some good stuff. 2010 was kinda rough.
I’m here in Vegas … at the big monster porno convention known as AEE.
The adult entertainment expo. It’s in Vegas on January every year . Blah blah blah.
Well anyways there is this big picture of me right outside the convention. It’s on this big uh … convention looking stand thing. Not quite sure how to describe what it was in a better way than that. I really wanted a photo of myself next to the big photo of myself … so I asked Brian Street Team to take one with my phone.
This convention structure thingy was all lit up , and therefore impossible to photograph. We tried a few times.
I was annoyed!
Brian Street Team looked around to make sure the coast was clear…
and once it was….
He ran behind the structure and unplugged it.
It was the entire decor for the entrance of the convention!
He then quickly snapped the pic. Success! It’s not the most flattering pic, but we didn’t have the time to get anything else.
Yeah . Were sooo punk!