Last night was my friend Peter Warren‘s birthday party. Peter is an editor at the lovely adult trade publication AVN. We have become good friends over the years… he’s a great dude and I’m happy to have him in my life.
For his birthday, me and a bunch of people went to the oh-so famous suburban food chain Bennie Hanna – one of those places where Asians are kind of exploited, and they throw knives in the air and cook your food on the table and, like, throw it in your mouth and stuff. I realized at some point during the dinner that not only were we a table full of porn stars, but we were a table full of porn stars WHO TAKE IT IN OUR BUTT!
A big table full of hot chicks who fuck on camera is one thing…I mean that is cool and all…but it’s a whole different level of coolness to have a whole table full of hoes who take it in the ass. Go us!
Well here is a pic from dinner – I’m not in the photo because I had to take the photo. It’s cool. You see enough pictures of me.
In the name of celebrating butt sex, and butts, and uh… St.Patrick’s day – here is a photo I took of myself when I got home. I was originally going to use it to flirt with someone (the kids these days call it “sexting” right? ) but instead, I’m giving it to you. Flirting with people who read my blog is way better than flirting with anyone else.