Joanna Angel, the airport movie critic.

posted by Punk Porn Princess on March 18, 2011


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Yesterday,  I basically spent my whole day on a plane.  I got on a flight at 1PM PST and landed in Florida at about midnight EST. So that was my whole day. I drank airplane wine and ate airport tacos. I’m in Ft. Lauderdale for a big porn convention where all the big buyers and wholesalers and distributors of adult DVDs congregate and drink and schmooze. Yes. Even in porn – there is schmoozing. So hopefully if I schmooze well enough, they will buy some more DVDs. Here’s a pic of me…in FLORIDA!

I watched “Inside Job” on the plane. I thought it was going to be a lot better than it was. There was a whole lot of confusing economic mumbo jumbo that I didn’t understand so well…but in addition to that, what I found most frustrating was that any time they talked about someone really important and really corrupt, it would flash to a black screen that said “so-and-so refused to be interviewed for this film”. The first time it was effective. I was like “Whoa! that person is a douchebag! I can’t believe they declined to be interviewed!!” But after seeing that like 20 times all I could think was… “Yo, dudes…maybe you should have waited to make this movie til you could interview all the people who actually know about this shit.” I just wasn’t that impressed.  Quite honestly, I thought the movie was going to be filled with a bunch of secret footage of rich Wall Street guys doing blow and banging prostitutes. There was some mention of that stuff, but it was all voice-overs with stock footage of a random hand snorting cocaine out of a random dollar bill. BORING!

The whole thing really felt like a Michael Moore movie. Really one-sided with a lot of missing information. If you’re into that kinda stuff, you might like the movie.

Well right now, I’m in Ft. Lauderdale Florida, catching up on some work and drinking a Bloody Mary. Since I’m already on the subject of wealthy douchebags kind of, I feel like I should mention that I’m sitting at a bar at the pool with my laptop – and I’m listening to two men talk about how annoying their pregnant wives are, asking each other where to get cocaine, and how pissed off they are that they are here with their families when there is a “porn convention” going on. They stopped their convo a few times to ask me if my tattoos hurt.

Not to get all feminist on you, but this is really making me hate men right now. I think I’ll get another Bloody Mary. Or maybe 12.


Joanna Angel

2 Responses to “Joanna Angel, the airport movie critic.”

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    i think its awsome that a punk chcik has made something of there life, it shows that us punk girls aint bad and tats are fucking hot and dont hurt one bit lol. love your hair its so hot and u seem like a down to earth chick and keep doing what ur doing u dont care what anyone thinks and u love what u do and thats what matters. i would love to have your confidence. im a girl who love piercing tats punk and all that and ur a role model to me although i wouldnt be a porn star i still look up to you. do it for the punk girls!!!

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    It looks like your tatts switched sides.
    LOL – I Love You.

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