Hi there…Ummm…I’m about to eat lunch with Jenna Haze. We had to go to a fairly depressing meeting this morning about some really annoying shit going on in the industry now. I don’t feel like getting into the details.
But here we are drinking some iced tea!
Have a good weekend.
Yesterday I basically spent the entire day with Jason Ellis and his crew.
The morning started off with going on his radio show. I brought Jessie Lee and the infamous Jackass midget, Wee-Man was there – so was Andy Bell and a bunch of the other people who were going to the fight later that night were there too. It was a lot of fun. It was a big party at the radio station!
Jason Ellis got sponsored by this beer company, so we drank a lot of the beer.
And then after the radio show, me and Jessie Lee went to Mini Mania. It was “Mini Mania” cause Ellis Mania is very big, but this one was MINI – it was in a small gym called Fortune Gym in Hollywood, CA. And I was the ring girl. Being the ring girl is a very hard job; you have to walk around the ring in a revealing outfit. It takes many years of schooling to master that skill.
After Mini Mania, we went to the After Party which was at The Roxy. Jason Ellis‘ band played. Sometimes his band is called TaintStick and sometimes it’s called Death! Death! Die! Me and Jessie Lee and Asphyxia got on the stage and danced with them while they played. It was a lot of fun. Jenna Haze came and met me there as well. She didn’t get on the stage and dance, but she hung out and we had a great time!
It was a very fun Jason Ellis-filled day – everyone enjoyed it, especially me!
Hi all. I hope you are all relieved to know that Obama is from Hawaii! It’s official . Yeah . We can all sleep better tonight.
Yesterday, we took some naked pictures of a new BurningAngel girl named Mary Jane. She is 18-years-old with an awesome butt! She will be naked on BurningAngel soon, so pay attention! Here are some pics of her I took with my phone that don’t really do her justice . She is way hotter than this.
Also – exciting news! I was in a fashion magazine holding a Louis Vuitton bag and dry-humping the sexy Wolf Hudson. Here’s what it looks like!
I think it’s available in London… it’s called i-D Magazine – the Spring 2011 UK Issue.
It’s an honor to be in it. Pretty weird for a Jew who’s barely 5-feet tall to be in a fashion mag!
Enjoy your Wednesday. Also known as hump day. Hope there is some humping in your day as a result!
Yesterday, Jessie Lee did her big come-back scene! She banged Mr.Pete and Tommy Pistol. She did all sorts of banging. I had her bang Pete for a while, and Tommy for a while, and then the two of them together… all sorts of banging. It made sense for Jessie to bang Tommy – because you see, when Tommy quit porn for a year, and then did a big come-back, Jessie Lee was in HIS come-back video. So naturally, he had to be in her come-back video.
Things got all crazy when her, Pete and Tommy were banging yesterday and on a whim – she put BOTH OF THEIR COCKS IN HER VAGINA AT ONCE.
I will admit, in all my time in porn, I still have not seen that. I don’t have a photo of it. You will have to wait for the video to see that . I liked that it was not planned, and Jessie just begged for it because she was so horny and missed doing porn so much.
And once again, I did not have any sex. It was a directing day for me. So instead, I got my rocks off by taking pictures with Tommy.
Here we are…
…and here I am…
…and here we are pretending that we are on a roller coaster…
…and here we are with him pretending to have a big mustache that is really my hair….
And that’s it!
I returned to Los Angeles on Friday evening. I went straight to some small Mexican restaurant around the corner from me that had a mariachi band playing while I was eating. I know that doesn’t have much to do with anything, but I really just wanted to brag about how cool it is that I live around the corner from a Mexican restaurant that plays live mariachi music. I liked the music, but my main problem with mariachi bands is that all the songs really sound the same. I hope that wasn’t a racist statement. The songs do sound the same!
I have been keeping Passover in case you were wondering. I haven’t eaten any leavened bread at all. My mother is proud, and my abs are enjoying the lack of bread as well.
Anyway, back to LA…I had to get right back into the swing of things out here – and yesterday we shot two scenes for my new website, PunkSchoolGirls.com.
We shot a new girl I met several times go-go dancing at a DJ Jess party in NYC – TRASH – named Annika. It was her first scene, and she banged THREE DUDES. Way to go Annika! I set up for the scene to be about her sneaking into the boys locker room and hiding in a corner, trying to jerk off to the dudes’ cocks…unfortunately, though, the guys are covered by towels and shit…so has to come out of hiding and get their cocks out for them. I swear, it made sense. If you are wondering where I got this inspiration from, well, I got it from the Sex And the City movie – yeah. I’m embarrassed but, remember the storyline where Samantha keeps spying on and masturbating to her neighbor? That’s kinda what I was going for.
And then, we shot another scene with a girl from LA named Miya Monroe. Her scene revolved around being in danger of failing gym glass. This inspiration was easy – you see… because, IT HAPPENED TO ME! Haha!
Here is me with Miya’s lovely butt:
Oh yeah, and BTW – my shirt yesterday showed mad cleavage. I didn’t get banged by anyone at all yesterday, but here is a photo of what it looked like when I leaned over yesterday in my cool cleavage-showing shirt:
Ummm…And that’s all I have for today!