CONGRATS TO ME – AND ALL MY FELLOW BLOG READERS! WE HAVE WON THE TLA RAW AWARDS FOR BEST BLOG THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW! YAAAAAY!
I will be honest; I was aware that I won something…but I was not exactly sure what I won till just now. I’m telling you – my friend Spock Buckton (one of the people behind this whole awards thing) really kept a tight lip on this. He really took this shit seriously. He informed me about a week ago that I won an award but didn’t tell me which one. I proceeded to ask him again and again…because I was curious and he was very stern about the seriousness of how I could not know until it was officially announced.
He had a birthday party in LA this past Friday. I was incredibly sick all weekend but…I dragged my ass out of bed and went to the birthday party in the hopes that Buckton would get drunk enough and admit to me which award I won. I sure thought wrong!
I arrived at the birthday party, and he was already a little tipsy. Perfect! I thought. He was drunk and the setting was nice and informal and friendly.
I casually asked, “Hey, so which award did I win?” and he responded “Joanna, I’m sorry; you’re going to have to wait until the awards are officially announced.”
As the night went on, I became more determined. This was valuable information my Twitter followers who have devoted their lives to voting for me these past few weeks needed to know! So I upped the ante a little bit and told him that if he spilled the beans, he could get a blow job in the bathroom of the bar from both me and Skin Diamond (who was also at the party).
At this point, he got incredibly offended. I’m not quite sure why.
I gotta give him credit; he really takes his job seriously.
Thank you everyone for reading my blog; here’s to many more years of long rants and raves and naked cell phone pictures!!!