Alright. I know there are way more important things going on in the world aside from celebrity gossip, but since this is kind of sort of porn news; I figured I would put my two-cents in.
I just want to say, I never trusted that girl. Hugh, you really should have married Holly. I don’t know why you passed her up. That was dumb. As far as blond girls with fake boobs go, Holly was pretty down to earth. For whatever reason (daddy issues? strange taste? perhaps some blindness?) Holly seemed to love Hef for who he was. This bitch Crystal had some ulterior motive. What that motive was, I am not so sure. I guess we should give her some credit for calling it off before the wedding, rather than marrying him, then getting a divorce and taking all his money.
Hef, I hope you learned your lesson. Maybe hot blonds aren’t for you. Maybe it’s time for a change. Maybe you need someone with more depth, and personality. Someone who has had a 30th birthday. Someone with a real nose, that is slightly larger than your average nose. Someone who likes to dress up in orange and head into the wilderness with her amazing sense of adventure (and style!)…
You wanna piece of this Heffie!!!