The party on Saturday is a bit strange…It’s sponsored by a plastic surgeon who is giving away a pair of free fake boobs. Jenna and I will be Emcee-ing the contest. I feel like we are two odd people to have been picked for this job considering both of us are fairly well known for not having fake boobs but…Who knows. Maybe it’s some kinda plastic surgery cult they are going to try to get us to join! Ahhh.
Don’t worry. My shit is gonna stay real!
Alright, well maybe I’ll see you this weekend if you live near Miami and are looking for some tits – fake or real! Here are the fliers…COME!