Bad salads, Sexting, and the Upper West Side.

posted by Punk Porn Princess on September 27, 2011

 

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Hmm. I have a whole bunch of extremely dis-interesting things to say.

First of all, I just want to say that the Whole Foods in Union Square must put poison in their salad.  I swear. I am not kidding. When less porn was free on the Internet, I used to eat a salad from Whole Foods almost every day. They were slightly overpriced, but always tasty. It was a luxury I had to cut out when memberships started going down. Waah. Poor me.

But in any case, I did have a meeting today at the Whole Foods in Union Square and decided that I should indulge in an overpriced organic salad. It had been a while, and seemed like a better option than the overpriced organic sandwiches or pizzas or something else. I spent $14 on a salad and I swear, as I ate it I started to feel sick. I got kinda dizzy, and felt like I was going to puke. It was really weird. On my way home from the meeting, I stopped in a deli and ate a $2 bagel with cream cheese on it and then suddenly felt better. I have no explanation for all this but I don’t ever want to eat a salad from there again. No way!!!

Um, in better news, I sexted this picture of my boobs the other day to a guy I think is handsome. I hope it leads to promising things in the future!

I took an ultra hip photo in the back of a taxi cab.

I did a radio interview at ABC News Radio. It was all the way on the Upper West Side, and that area is pretty foreign to me. When I walked from the subway to the ABC News Radio building, all I could think was, “Man…everyone here looks like someone I am related to!” (that’s just what happens when you grow up in a Jewish family from the east coast) And then ironically, about 5 minutes later I ran into my cousin. I don’t have a photo of her because she certainly wouldn’t appreciate being on a porn blog. I sure hope that the fact that she and I talked for bout 10 minutes on the street didn’t make her lose any scene points around her Upper West Side homies.

The whole experience was pretty surreal. I hope I don’t need to go back to that area for any reason any time soon.

In any case, here I am at the ABC News Radio office.

And that’s all!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

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