Epic Fail!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on October 13, 2011


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The other day was Jason Ellis‘ birthday party/ radio show. It was in San Diego at Tony Hawk‘s office (which is basically as one would imagine, a huge skate ramp with a few work spaces). I was pretty damn excited about it!

I got a cake and everything . It was my favorite type of cake, Cookie Puss from Carvel. My Google Maps told me it would take 2 hours to get there, so I left around 11:30 thinking I’d be there around 2…When in fact, I got there at 4 pm and missed the party. Fuck traffic. Why the hell was there traffic at noon on a Tuesday? Arrrrrrg.

To make things worse, the cake melted in my car.

And then I got stuck in traffic on my way home which was only 30 minutes after I got there. It was just enough time to eat some leftover cake, and say good-bye to everyone.

I made my drive more enjoyable by masturbating on the 405 in rush-hour traffic.

At least I got to spend about 7 hours in my car, and got to know my IPOD a whole lot better.

And that’s that!

What an epic fail!!!


Joanna Angel

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