I’m on my way to San Francisco from Los Angeles. My friend Nate is driving so I have the ability to take some photos for you guys while he focuses on the road.
So here I am with my burger from Jack In The Box that I’m about to eat. As a side note, Jack In The Box is my favorite fast food chain.
And here is my brand new stripper outfit I’ll be wearing this weekend. Does it look familiar?
Well, I’ll tell you why it might look familiar! See, I had the girl who designed my dress for the AVN Awards cut it apart and turn it into a stripper outfit. I was sick of spending money on dresses that I only wore once! So now my dress is something I will wear at a strip club, and hopefully make some money with…As opposed to my AVN dress, which is just a thing to wear and take pretty pictures in and feel fancy and shit.
It was my economic answer to buying a dress. I’m such a good Jew!
Considering that a long dress requires a lot more material that a short stripper outfit…There was some extra fabric left over to make this cool hat. I’m excited about wearing it. I have never worn a small completely impractical fancy hat!
Yeah. If you aren’t into watching me get naked and dance, you should still really come see me – if for nothing else – to see me in this hat.