I had a great time in San Francisco. I really loved being able to be so dirty on stage. I wish I could fuck my ass with a dildo every time I danced at a club. I enjoy dancing and I uh…want to get better at it. Is that weird? I think I’m kinda clumsy. I want to be more graceful. I have seen girls strip gracefully and it’s such a turn on! I think I might take some kind of dance class this year, at some point. Not a stripping class, but a regular dance class and then try to incorporate some of those moves into my stripper routine. It’s one of those things on my “To Do” list, that may or may not ever get done.
Anyways, here are a few photos from the Crazy Horse in San Francisco.
Here is a group of dudes who I think were in for someone’s birthday who all wanted a photo with me. Or most of them did – one of them kinda just got dragged in (the dude on the left); I think he was worried about his girlfriend finding the photo so I decided to make the picture a little easier to find, and put it on the Internet.
If you look closely, the dude on the right of me has something shiny in his mouth. That would be my butt plug. Yaaay!
And here I am having some fun with one of the sexy house dancers.
And here I am signing the lit up photo of me outside. If you walk down Market Street in San Francisco, you can see it. I think my signature will be up for a few more days.
I came home last night and watched The Grammys. They were pretty boring. In case you missed them, here is my recap. I posted it on Twitter but, I will say it again on here.
Dave Grohl wore a Slayer Tee shirt. I guess that was kinda cool? However, Foo Fighters won for Best Metal/Hard Rock performance – and I don’t think there is anything metal about Dave Grohl other than the tee-shirt he wore. They should have renamed that category.
Nicki Minaj wore a hideous dress, and did a really retarded performance on stage that included levitating. I think I’m going to stop listening to her, even on an ironic level.
Chris Brown is a complete tool. There is nothing good about that guy.
I think Taylor Swift is adorable, and my crush on her is getting creepy. I will go to church, or fly to Nashville – or whatever…just to make out with you Taylor! I can pretend to be innocent for a day?
Jennifer Hudson sang a tribute song to Whiney Huston. It is sad Whitney died, and even more sad that someone a little better couldn’t have sang a song for her. Sorry Jenny.
Adele won a whole bunch of shit, and Paul McCartney is still alive, and incredibly talented.
Overall, it was pretty boring. I am glad I make porn and not Top 40 music.