Well, April Fools came and went and I did not play any pranks on anyone. I forgot about it. Oh well!
Anyways, it was a fun weekend. I went to this Burlesque competition at Dragonfly in downtown LA. It was called a “Hooker Competition” but it was kind of misnamed. The acts were very much burlesque acts, and not anything close to what a prostitute does. The flier had an explanation for it – something along the lines of a definition of a hooker being someone who sells their body in some kind of way – or something. I think a hooker pageant sounded just a tad more exciting than a burlesque pageant…
However, Brian Posehn was the host of the show, and he is incredibly funny. So I enjoyed watching him!
And Traci Lords was one of the judges! I had to get a photo with her. This is some kind of generations of porno picture; I like it!
Dave Navarro was also there but I don’t have a photo with him – however, we have taken many photos together in our time so, you can probably imagine what we looked like in a photo together on that evening.
Then on Saturday, I took Jessie Lee on a date. We ate at a restaurant in Malibu by the water. It was romantic!
And then we collectively gave a friend of ours a blowjob.
So all in all, this was a pretty good weekend. I got to meet some famous people, and I got to give a blowjob with my friend.
Who knows, it it could be you next =)