I bought new shoes – because really, who wants to masturbate with an old pair of shoes. These are some good masturbation shoes, right?
Well here I am – about to get sexy with myself.
I gave myself a bunch of orgasms. It was pretty awesome!
Then I went out and treated myself to a whole lot of sushi. It was a day of just focusing on MEEEE . Shoes, masturbation and sushi. I don’t know what else a girl could possibly need in a day – other than some anal sex…which I will get around to having sometime later in the month.