I woke up and got unnecessarily depressed yesterday morning. For some reason, I really dislike holidays. It’s too much pressure to do something fun – and I feel like society tries to make you feel like shit if you don’t have your average American life – or the one you see on TV. You know, like a husband, kids, a BBQ, a house, lots of friends , etc. I don’t know. Why do I even care about what is “normal”? I am not really sure. I should probably stop watching TV or something.
After a few hours of feeling sorry for myself for no reason, I decided to suck it up and go to a friend’s party in downtown LA. He lives in a loft, with a small backyard, and he got a few kiddie pools from Target to celebrate with. It was quite the antitheses of your picture-perfect Memorial Day that you see on TV and I felt very comfortable there.
The moral of the story is that kiddie pools are way more awesome than real pools – and require a lot less maintenance.
Here I am in my bikini!
Here is my ass in the bikini. Yeeeeah. Ass!!!
Aiden Star was there, and her huge boobs were popping out of her bikini.
Here is me and Dana DeArmond showing our butts and kissing.