Today has been a fairly uneventful day. So instead of trying to compose witty thoughts about two days of sending emails, running errands, having meetings, and eating leftovers…I am sharing some photos of my ass with you, taken on my iPhone. I like to have a good amount of photos of my ass on hand just in case someone texts me and wants to see my ass. Yeah – I know – it’s pretty silly…I know what you’re thinking- why don’t they just go on the Internet and find one? Well, some people are just lazy, and they enjoy that personal touch.
To be honest, I take my Sexting very seriously. I mean, if I am a porn director, it would be a disgrace for me to sext someone with a poorly-lit shot, with too much negative space – or something that was too blurry. This could really effect my entire business. I mean, what if the recipient showed their friends and they weren’t turned on at all? Then they might never look at my website…and then I just lost a customer over a sloppy sext!
Well anyway, I hope you enjoy these. I spent a good 10 – 15 minutes on each one.
Your favorite neurotic porn star,